HAY BITCHES! DOES YOUR CUNT STINK?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I really need to see Tucson. Seriously.

No you don't. There's...aftereffects.

[Luna]

I really need to see Tucson. Seriously.

No you don't. There's...aftereffects.

I will get out there, one of these days.

[Suu]

I really need to see Tucson. Seriously.

No you don't. There's...aftereffects.

I'm not worried. I'm the goddamn Sovereign Princess of Providence, just like Nigel is the Dark Empress of Portland. With Roger, we create the Bermuda Triangle of Weird™ in the United States. It'll be like all, ambassadorial and shit.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I really need to see Tucson. Seriously.

No you don't. There's...aftereffects.

I'm not worried. I'm the goddamn Sovereign Princess of Providence, just like Nigel is the Dark Empress of Portland. With Roger, we create the Bermuda Triangle of Weird™ in the United States. It'll be like all, ambassadorial and shit.

It's an amazing experience. I have seriously never had a more intense experience in my life than my trip to and from Tucson, including my time spent there, and I have been road-tripping all the fuck over from British Columbia to Texas since I was 22.

Note that "intense" does not always = "good".

[Luna]

Fuck, I blame this thread and a half pitcher of kava tea for half of last night's dreams.  I only remember bits and pieces, but there was a road trip through the desert.  Scorpions the size of VW bugs.  A big fucking cactus, with feet.  There was a city, I assume my brain's interpretation of Tuscon, glowing red and an unhealthy green in the distance.  Richter was driving.  Dimo was, for some reason, strapped to the roof, but maybe the fact that he had the machine gun explains that...  somebody armor plated Richter's car, so that was good...

I need a nap.

[Freeky]

Dimo was, for some reason, strapped to the roof, but maybe the fact that he had the machine gun explains that..

So he was sunroofing. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

Fuck, I blame this thread and a half pitcher of kava tea for half of last night's dreams.  I only remember bits and pieces, but there was a road trip through the desert.  Scorpions the size of VW bugs.  A big fucking cactus, with feet.  There was a city, I assume my brain's interpretation of Tuscon, glowing red and an unhealthy green in the distance.  Richter was driving.  Dimo was, for some reason, strapped to the roof, but maybe the fact that he had the machine gun explains that...  somebody armor plated Richter's car, so that was good...

I need a nap.

A dream? If only, if only...

[Luna]

Dimo was, for some reason, strapped to the roof, but maybe the fact that he had the machine gun explains that..

So he was sunroofing. 

No sunroof, so he was strapped to the roof, belly down, firing at the scorpions and howling like a banshee.  I suspect the yelling was about the fact that the metal of the roof was probably hotter than hell, and he, for some reason, was shirtless.  I don't remember, but I expect he baked up there.

There was somebody in the back seat, but I can't remember who it was, now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.

[Freeky]

A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.

Truth.  Straps aren't even necesary.  Just guns, really.

[Luna]

A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.

Truth.  Straps aren't even necesary.  Just guns, really.

Richter was driving.  Straps were, in fact, necessary.  I did mention the scorpions the size of VW bugs, yes?

[Freeky]

A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.

Truth.  Straps aren't even necesary.  Just guns, really.

Richter was driving.  Straps were, in fact, necessary.  I did mention the scorpions the size of VW bugs, yes?

Straps are for sissies and people who don't know how to have a good time.  A lawn chair always worked fine for me.

And yes, you did.  It isn't the big ones you have to worry about.

[Luna]

A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.

Truth.  Straps aren't even necesary.  Just guns, really.

Richter was driving.  Straps were, in fact, necessary.  I did mention the scorpions the size of VW bugs, yes?

Straps are for sissies and people who don't know how to have a good time.  A lawn chair always worked fine for me.

And yes, you did.  It isn't the big ones you have to worry about.

Don't look at me, tell my subconscious.  I'm just reporting.

[Freeky]

A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.

Truth.  Straps aren't even necesary.  Just guns, really.

Richter was driving.  Straps were, in fact, necessary.  I did mention the scorpions the size of VW bugs, yes?

Straps are for sissies and people who don't know how to have a good time.  A lawn chair always worked fine for me.

And yes, you did.  It isn't the big ones you have to worry about.

Don't look at me, tell my subconscious.  I'm just reporting.

But seriously, the smaller the scorpion (when fully grown), the better the bet is that they're more deadly. 

For instance.  Emperor Scorpions, big bastards the size of your hand not counting it's tail stinger thing, will just cause the area around a sting to blow up and get feverish.  One of the ones that are the size of a finger are actually dangerous.

[Luna]

A sunroof is not necessary for sunroofing. Just some straps and guns.

Truth.  Straps aren't even necesary.  Just guns, really.

Richter was driving.  Straps were, in fact, necessary.  I did mention the scorpions the size of VW bugs, yes?

Straps are for sissies and people who don't know how to have a good time.  A lawn chair always worked fine for me.

And yes, you did.  It isn't the big ones you have to worry about.

Don't look at me, tell my subconscious.  I'm just reporting.

But seriously, the smaller the scorpion (when fully grown), the better the bet is that they're more deadly. 

For instance.  Emperor Scorpions, big bastards the size of your hand not counting it's tail stinger thing, will just cause the area around a sting to blow up and get feverish.  One of the ones that are the size of a finger are actually dangerous.

I believe ya, we're blessedly free of any of the fuckers up here.  I am happy about this.  Hell, we've only got a couple different spiders you have to watch for.