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HAY BITCHES! DOES YOUR CUNT STINK?

Started by GIGGLES, July 14, 2011, 02:39:13 AM

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Doktor Howl

#60
July 17, 2011, 06:24:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:22:40 AM
Then why have you locked yourself in the Jeep, and why was the sink on fire?

1.  It's comfortable in here, and

2.  I have no clue.  Ask that fucking cat.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#61
July 17, 2011, 06:26:34 AM
I did, and he jumped into the window seat and stared out the window at you. :lulz:  He totally sold you out, man.

Also, since you've left it unguarded, he's drinking your bourbon again. 

Doktor Howl

#62
July 17, 2011, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:26:34 AM
I did, and he jumped into the window seat and stared out the window at you. :lulz:  He totally sold you out, man.

Also, since you've left it unguarded, he's drinking your bourbon again. 

HAH!  Stupid cat!  That's not even the good stuff!
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#63
July 17, 2011, 07:30:03 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:22:40 AM
Then why have you locked yourself in the Jeep, and why was the sink on fire?

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#64
July 17, 2011, 07:41:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2011, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:26:34 AM
I did, and he jumped into the window seat and stared out the window at you. :lulz:  He totally sold you out, man.

Also, since you've left it unguarded, he's drinking your bourbon again. 

HAH!  Stupid cat!  That's not even the good stuff!

You can't stay out there all night, dude. 

Suu

#65
July 17, 2011, 07:56:41 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:22:40 AM
Then why have you locked yourself in the Jeep, and why was the sink on fire?

:potd:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

#66
July 17, 2011, 07:58:18 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 07:41:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2011, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:26:34 AM
I did, and he jumped into the window seat and stared out the window at you. :lulz:  He totally sold you out, man.

Also, since you've left it unguarded, he's drinking your bourbon again. 

HAH!  Stupid cat!  That's not even the good stuff!

You can't stay out there all night, dude. 

BETCHA!  I am a DESERT SURVIVOR!  I will drink my own piss if I have to, and eat the bugs off the dashboard!
Molon Lube

Freeky

#67
July 17, 2011, 09:09:27 AM
Holy shit, he's actually sleeping out in the Jeep.  I shit you not.

:lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#68
July 17, 2011, 05:17:41 PM
Oh, Dok.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#69
July 17, 2011, 05:22:10 PM
I really need to see Tucson. Seriously.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#70
July 17, 2011, 06:33:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2011, 07:58:18 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 07:41:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2011, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 17, 2011, 06:26:34 AM
I did, and he jumped into the window seat and stared out the window at you. :lulz:  He totally sold you out, man.

Also, since you've left it unguarded, he's drinking your bourbon again. 

HAH!  Stupid cat!  That's not even the good stuff!

You can't stay out there all night, dude. 

BETCHA!  I am a DESERT SURVIVOR!  I will drink my own piss if I have to, and eat the bugs off the dashboard!

Erm...  I certainly do not question your ability to do so, but...  After three or four... filterings... I question the bourban level in the piss.  You might have to consider restocking.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Freeky

#71
July 17, 2011, 07:13:22 PM
He got in while I was still sleeping this morning. 

Nurse Enabler gave him a surprise for setting the kitchen on fire again. :lulz:

And then the cat found his stash of cactus. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Kai

#72
July 17, 2011, 10:49:29 PM
 :lulz:
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Richter

#73
July 17, 2011, 10:53:13 PM
This beat the time I used acetylene to get rid of mice. :lulz: :lulz:
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Luna

#74
July 17, 2011, 10:54:10 PM
Okay.

I'll ask.

How DID he ignite the sink?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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