HAY BITCHES! DOES YOUR CUNT STINK?

[Doktor Howl]

Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....

I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable.  Anyone could have made the same mistake.

[Luna]

It's also AWESOME that the implication is that if the husband isn't having sex with his wife, he has no further use for her, or interest in any other forms of affection or conversation.

The suggestion that she would WANT to stay after that shit...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....

I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable.  Anyone could have made the same mistake.

You could always sneak in and surprise them with dinner.

Whether that will lead to a relaxing of the rules or an even more stern banning remains to be seen, I imagine. 

[Doktor Howl]

Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....

I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable.  Anyone could have made the same mistake.

You could always sneak in and surprise them with dinner.

Whether that will lead to a relaxing of the rules or an even more stern banning remains to be seen, I imagine. 

Can't.  The fire department has said they "don't want to come out here again".

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....

I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable.  Anyone could have made the same mistake.

You could always sneak in and surprise them with dinner.

Whether that will lead to a relaxing of the rules or an even more stern banning remains to be seen, I imagine. 

Can't.  The fire department has said they "don't want to come out here again".

Sounds like it's a municipal ban on you then. Take it up with your mayor-thing.

[Freeky]

Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....

I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable.  Anyone could have made the same mistake.

You're crazy, man.  STAY OUTEN MY KITCHEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. (It also belongs to TGG, Enabler, Ian, etc....)

[Doktor Howl]

Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....

I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable.  Anyone could have made the same mistake.

You could always sneak in and surprise them with dinner.

Whether that will lead to a relaxing of the rules or an even more stern banning remains to be seen, I imagine. 

Can't.  The fire department has said they "don't want to come out here again".

Sounds like it's a municipal ban on you then. Take it up with your mayor-thing.

I can't.  He never leaves his office.  This is Oro Valley, and he turned out not to be as republican as at first he appeared.

Now every bastard with a golf cart and a bible wants him dead, because he didn't shut down their childrens' schools.

Totally not exaggerating, here.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....

I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable.  Anyone could have made the same mistake.

You're crazy, man.  STAY OUTEN MY KITCHEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. (It also belongs to TGG, Enabler, Ian, etc....)

Look, when you tell me to "put some oil in the pan", you should be a little more clear on just how much is "some".

I operated on the instructions I was given.  I am not at fault, here.

[Freeky]

Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....

I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable.  Anyone could have made the same mistake.

You're crazy, man.  STAY OUTEN MY KITCHEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. (It also belongs to TGG, Enabler, Ian, etc....)

Look, when you tell me to "put some oil in the pan", you should be a little more clear on just how much is "some".

I operated on the instructions I was given.  I am not at fault, here.

Well, "some" >  "a single drop."  And it probably would have helped to not have SCIENCED the stove so it was hotter, thus cooking stuff faster.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, it's a completely different thing if you get banned from the kitchen....

I think Enabler, Freeky, and TGG are being totally fucking unreasonable.  Anyone could have made the same mistake.

You're crazy, man.  STAY OUTEN MY KITCHEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. (It also belongs to TGG, Enabler, Ian, etc....)

Look, when you tell me to "put some oil in the pan", you should be a little more clear on just how much is "some".

I operated on the instructions I was given.  I am not at fault, here.

Well, "some" >  "a single drop."  And it probably would have helped to not have SCIENCED the stove so it was hotter, thus cooking stuff faster.

Yes.  That's why I used a pint.  And all I did was make the stove more efficient, by allowing it to pull more amps, so we don't have to wait all day for water to boil.

[Doktor Howl]

Of course, there wasn't a pint there when it was all over.

[Freeky]

Dok, it is fair to say that I never told you how much is some.  True.  But a whole pint?    And then the fire, my god, I don't think I've seen a kitchen fire start out with a white and blue flame...

[Freeky]

Of course, there wasn't a pint there when it was all over.

No, but there was the twisted remains of my skillet.

[Doktor Howl]

Dok, it is fair to say that I never told you how much is some.  True.  But a whole pint?    And then the fire, my god, I don't think I've seen a kitchen fire start out with a white and blue flame...

"Some".

And I don't know how it got that hot.  One minute, I was backpedaling away from the spitting grease (note to self:  Do not cook with grease if you have no shirt on), and the next it was "FWOOSH".

AND I replaced your skillet AND the ceiling, so I don't see why I can't have another chance.

[Freeky]

Dok, it is fair to say that I never told you how much is some.  True.  But a whole pint?    And then the fire, my god, I don't think I've seen a kitchen fire start out with a white and blue flame...

"Some".

And I don't know how it got that hot.  One minute, I was backpedaling away from the spitting grease (note to self:  Do not cook with grease if you have no shirt on), and the next it was "FWOOSH".

AND I replaced your skillet AND the ceiling, so I don't see why I can't have another chance.

You DID have another chance.  We allowed you to try ramen under strict supervision.  And then, well, you remember what happened.