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UNLIMITED MICHELLE BACHMANN APPRECIATION THREAD

Started by Doktor Howl, July 18, 2011, 06:39:10 PM

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LMNO

I introduced to my band the concept of voting for Bachmann for the "the house of cards is already falling, let's give it a good kick" line of reasoning.

We riffed on this, and came up with the "Anarchists for Bachmann" PAC. 

Anyone interested?

Cramulus

I like it. I've been spreading the "APOCALYPSE PARTY: PALIN 2012" meme, but Anarchists for Bachmann is a great false flag twist too.

Icey

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 30, 2011, 08:44:14 PM
I introduced to my band the concept of voting for Bachmann for the "the house of cards is already falling, let's give it a good kick" line of reasoning.

We riffed on this, and came up with the "Anarchists for Bachmann" PAC. 

Anyone interested?

Yessir.

PopeTom

-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

PopeTom

America: With a bang not a whimper! 
Anarchists for Bachamann 2012
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


PopeTom

-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 30, 2011, 08:44:14 PM
I introduced to my band the concept of voting for Bachmann for the "the house of cards is already falling, let's give it a good kick" line of reasoning.

We riffed on this, and came up with the "Anarchists for Bachmann" PAC. 

Anyone interested?

This woman couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. Of course I'm in.

Luna

Quote from: Pancho on August 31, 2011, 12:51:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 30, 2011, 08:44:14 PM
I introduced to my band the concept of voting for Bachmann for the "the house of cards is already falling, let's give it a good kick" line of reasoning.

We riffed on this, and came up with the "Anarchists for Bachmann" PAC. 

Anyone interested?

This woman couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. Of course I'm in.
:lulz:

If she thinks there's money in it, she'd come give a speech...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

She should be elected, if for no other reason, than the joy I would derive from the speeches she would give at college graduations.  Can you imagine some of her blunders at say Princeton or Harvard?  It would tickle me to no end.

However, if she does win, I'm still leaving the country.  I truly think we're doomed if she's elected.  It's a shame we can't convince the conservative christians she's the antichrist.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Khara on August 31, 2011, 02:36:19 PM
She should be elected, if for no other reason, than the joy I would derive from the speeches she would give at college graduations.  Can you imagine some of her blunders at say Princeton or Harvard?  It would tickle me to no end.

However, if she does win, I'm still leaving the country.  I truly think we're doomed if she's elected.  It's a shame we can't convince the conservative christians she's the antichrist.

She's at 10%.  Perry is the one you have to worry about.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 02:37:47 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 31, 2011, 02:36:19 PM
She should be elected, if for no other reason, than the joy I would derive from the speeches she would give at college graduations.  Can you imagine some of her blunders at say Princeton or Harvard?  It would tickle me to no end.

However, if she does win, I'm still leaving the country.  I truly think we're doomed if she's elected.  It's a shame we can't convince the conservative christians she's the antichrist.

She's at 10%.  Perry is the one you have to worry about.


I take it the porn issue is no longer or never was an "issue"?

Fucking Pat Robertson is slacking  :argh!:

Luna

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 02:37:47 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 31, 2011, 02:36:19 PM
She should be elected, if for no other reason, than the joy I would derive from the speeches she would give at college graduations.  Can you imagine some of her blunders at say Princeton or Harvard?  It would tickle me to no end.

However, if she does win, I'm still leaving the country.  I truly think we're doomed if she's elected.  It's a shame we can't convince the conservative christians she's the antichrist.

She's at 10%.  Perry is the one you have to worry about.

Truth be told, I would bet we have not yet seen the candidate who will get the nomination step forward.  He or she will be slightly more sane, and, next to Perry and Bachmann, will look downright electable... but will likely still be dangerous.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Khara on August 30, 2011, 07:08:04 PM
So in other words.....

"I have once again shown myself to be a complete idiot and I can make it all better by saying.... 'It was a joke' right"?

Cause joking about massive destruction and possible loss of human life is always in good taste.  I bet she thought the Japanese tsunami was high larious.
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