UNLIMITED MICHELLE BACHMANN APPRECIATION THREAD

[Jenne]

I suspect Bachmann is like Palin, a Conservative MILF,

Ew.  Bachmann looks like a corpse.

It seems Jon Stewart would do her.  He went off on Newsweek or whoever it was that did that "deer in the headlights" pic of her a couple of weeks ago.  Said the news organizations should pick apart her WORDS not her looks.

I say both go hand in hand, but that's probably just me. 

[Doktor Howl]

I suspect Bachmann is like Palin, a Conservative MILF,

Ew.  Bachmann looks like a corpse.

It seems Jon Stewart would do her.  He went off on Newsweek or whoever it was that did that "deer in the headlights" pic of her a couple of weeks ago.  Said the news organizations should pick apart her WORDS not her looks.

I say both go hand in hand, but that's probably just me. 

Fuck John Stewart.  This is Goddamn politics, not an ice cream social.

[Jenne]

I suspect Bachmann is like Palin, a Conservative MILF,

Ew.  Bachmann looks like a corpse.

It seems Jon Stewart would do her.  He went off on Newsweek or whoever it was that did that "deer in the headlights" pic of her a couple of weeks ago.  Said the news organizations should pick apart her WORDS not her looks.

I say both go hand in hand, but that's probably just me. 

Fuck John Stewart.  This is Goddamn politics, not an ice cream social.

...would that I could.

...

Ahem.

But I do see his point--even though I sometimes think he takes the fairness tack too far...it's nice to see how he doesn't let Obama get away with schtick, either.  Nor (p)msnbc.  Rhetoric is RHETORIC ends up being the message, though sometimes I think he has to SEARCH HIGH AND LOW for the opposition's.

[Doktor Howl]

I suspect Bachmann is like Palin, a Conservative MILF,

Ew.  Bachmann looks like a corpse.

It seems Jon Stewart would do her.  He went off on Newsweek or whoever it was that did that "deer in the headlights" pic of her a couple of weeks ago.  Said the news organizations should pick apart her WORDS not her looks.

I say both go hand in hand, but that's probably just me. 

Fuck John Stewart.  This is Goddamn politics, not an ice cream social.

...would that I could.

...

Ahem.

But I do see his point--even though I sometimes think he takes the fairness tack too far...it's nice to see how he doesn't let Obama get away with schtick, either.  Nor (p)msnbc.  Rhetoric is RHETORIC ends up being the message, though sometimes I think he has to SEARCH HIGH AND LOW for the opposition's.

Not the point.  I pay good money to watch politicians beat each other with shitty sticks every few years, and I want my money's worth.

[Jenne]

Troof.  And it's not like they really have anything ELSE to say but "blame the other guy" anyway.  You remove that...you get dead air.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I suspect Bachmann is like Palin, a Conservative MILF,

Ew.  Bachmann looks like a corpse.

It seems Jon Stewart would do her.  He went off on Newsweek or whoever it was that did that "deer in the headlights" pic of her a couple of weeks ago.  Said the news organizations should pick apart her WORDS not her looks.

I say both go hand in hand, but that's probably just me. 

It's one thing to make a big whoop in the media because some skinny celebrity is skinny (and therefore, according to them, anorexic/drug addicted/has AIDS) or an aging celebrity aged, or put on weight, or a hot person looks hot...these things are not relevant.

Bachmann's looks are relevant BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A BATSHIT INSANE SELF-ENCLOSED OUCH CUBE OF MUTATED WEIRD DISORDERS THAT ARE STILL BEING RESEARCHED AT HARVARD.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I suspect Bachmann is like Palin, a Conservative MILF,

Ew.  Bachmann looks like a corpse.

It seems Jon Stewart would do her.  He went off on Newsweek or whoever it was that did that "deer in the headlights" pic of her a couple of weeks ago.  Said the news organizations should pick apart her WORDS not her looks.

I say both go hand in hand, but that's probably just me. 

It's one thing to make a big whoop in the media because some skinny celebrity is skinny (and therefore, according to them, anorexic/drug addicted/has AIDS) or an aging celebrity aged, or put on weight, or a hot person looks hot...these things are not relevant.

Bachmann's looks are relevant BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A BATSHIT INSANE SELF-ENCLOSED OUCH CUBE OF MUTATED WEIRD DISORDERS THAT ARE STILL BEING RESEARCHED AT HARVARD.

We're nowhere near drawing any conclusions. The data is very befuddling.

[Cain]

I suspect Bachmann is like Palin, a Conservative MILF,

Ew.  Bachmann looks like a corpse.

Remember, US conservatives would like you to know that the most attractive women are Republican ones.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I suspect Bachmann is like Palin, a Conservative MILF,

Ew.  Bachmann looks like a corpse.

Remember, US conservatives would like you to know that the most attractive women are Republican ones.

They'd also like us to think that they're the most rational and intelligent ones too.

But we all know that Republicans are fucking liars.

Dems are too, but at least they tell believable lies.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Ouch cube" 

[Luna]

I suspect Bachmann is like Palin, a Conservative MILF,

Ew.  Bachmann looks like a corpse.

Remember, US conservatives would like you to know that the most attractive women are Republican ones.

http://jezebel.com/313606/republican-women-are-hotter-than-democrat-women-contends-highly-objective-group-of-dickweed-fratboys

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I suspect that many Republican female politicians are elected for their looks rather than their brains, which is not exactly an endorsement.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well sure. The last republican with a brain was nixon.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well sure. The last republican with a brain was nixon.

This is true.

[Cramulus]

http://www.boston.com/Boston/politicalintelligence/2011/08/bachmann-irne-was-political-message-from-god/ACJ4zJCjJoqxfDK6RT4ETN/index.html

Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann said yesterday that Hurricane Irene was a political message from God, the St. Petersburg Times reported.

"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians," the newspaper quoted her as telling voters during a rally in Sarasota. "We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?' Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending."