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UNLIMITED MICHELLE BACHMANN APPRECIATION THREAD

Started by Doktor Howl, July 18, 2011, 06:39:10 PM

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Triple Zero

And not a chance she's just doing it on purpose, is there?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Triple Zero

QuoteHow can she be this stupid and still remember to breathe occasionally?

Well she does have to get resuscitated by a corn dog from time to time.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#78
Huff Post has it on video.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Dysfunctional Cunt

I just don't understand why the American people are not outraged by such complete stupidity.  I mean have we sunk so low that we don't care if our elected officials know anything about US history.  The Elvis thing doesn't bother me near as much as her continued mistakes about history.

Juana

I'm pretty sure that's the case. Tea Bagger stepdad jumped right in behind Sarah Palin's "Paul Revere went out to warn the British" when she said that, and I'm pretty sure he's far from the only one.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Hover Cat on August 17, 2011, 03:44:58 PM
I'm pretty sure that's the case. Tea Bagger stepdad jumped right in behind Sarah Palin's "Paul Revere went out to warn the British" when she said that, and I'm pretty sure he's far from the only one.

:cry:

I'm begining to think we are doomed!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Cuddlefish

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

LMNO

That's worse than Meatspin.  And just as hypnotic.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 17, 2011, 04:38:18 PM
That's worse than Meatspin.  And just as hypnotic.

But is it just me that it makes rather nauseous? 

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Disco Pickle

Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 05:07:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 17, 2011, 04:38:18 PM
That's worse than Meatspin.  And just as hypnotic.

But is it just me that it makes rather nauseous? 

Oh yes.  And the spinning really isn't helping at all either.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann