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UNLIMITED MICHELLE BACHMANN APPRECIATION THREAD

Started by Doktor Howl, July 18, 2011, 06:39:10 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#90
August 18, 2011, 06:59:44 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  :lulz:
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Prince Glittersnatch III

#91
August 18, 2011, 11:45:18 PM
http://rt.com/usa/news/bachmann-soviet-union-threat/

QuoteIn an interview conducted today by Christian radio host Jay Sekulow, Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann offered up her latest and perhaps funniest flub. According to the congresswoman, the USSR still poses a pretty big threat to the USA — even if the Union disbanded, oh, 20 years ago.

When asked on-air about what different people from coast-to-coast are telling Bachmann on her campaign trail, the GOP hopeful said that jobs and economy are obviously a big concern among Americans. That's not all that's on their minds, however.

"What people recognize is that there's a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline," said Bachmann. "They see the rise of China, the rise of India, the rise of the Soviet Union and our loss militarily going forward."

It looks like the Cold War is still going on and hotter than ever.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#92
August 18, 2011, 11:53:03 PM
"our loss militarily going forward"

:cramstipated:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#93
August 18, 2011, 11:55:07 PM
Why is your children not learning, with such great role models to learn from?

Luna

#94
August 19, 2011, 03:27:34 AM
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

#95
August 19, 2011, 03:49:30 AM
"mahst crrahsh kyepitulizm" -resurrected lenin on the simpsons
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#96
August 19, 2011, 07:33:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2011, 11:55:07 PM
Why is your children not learning, with such great role models to learn from?

I am not can know!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#97
August 19, 2011, 03:11:38 PM
:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#98
August 19, 2011, 03:25:21 PM
I just want to punch her one good time.  Just once.  In the face.  HARD!!!

:cry:

Nephew Twiddleton

#99
August 19, 2011, 04:27:47 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 19, 2011, 03:25:21 PM
I just want to punch her one good time.  Just once.  In the face.  HARD!!!

:cry:

I'm sure she would spin that as some sort of lesbian foreplay.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dysfunctional Cunt

#100
August 19, 2011, 04:28:39 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 19, 2011, 04:27:47 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 19, 2011, 03:25:21 PM
I just want to punch her one good time.  Just once.  In the face.  HARD!!!

:cry:

I'm sure she would spin that as some sort of lesbian foreplay.


:lulz:

Or demon posession.....   :evil:

Nephew Twiddleton

#101
August 19, 2011, 04:29:45 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 19, 2011, 04:28:39 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 19, 2011, 04:27:47 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 19, 2011, 03:25:21 PM
I just want to punch her one good time.  Just once.  In the face.  HARD!!!

:cry:

I'm sure she would spin that as some sort of lesbian foreplay.


:lulz:

Or demon posession.....   :evil:

Same thing to her isn't it?  :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

#102
August 19, 2011, 04:33:41 PM
McCain's pastor, John Hagee, likely tells his congregation to "expel the demon of lesbian foreplay".

He had Matt Taibbi expel the demon of automatic writing, so I can't see it being impossible.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#103
August 19, 2011, 04:47:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2011, 04:33:41 PM
McCain's pastor, John Hagee, likely tells his congregation to "expel the demon of lesbian foreplay".

He had Matt Taibbi expel the demon of automatic writing, so I can't see it being impossible.

My understanding of the way pentacostal's view demons posession is that each and every little sin has it's own demon. 

John Hagee is certainly a hellfire and brimstone kind of guy.

Doktor Howl

#104
August 19, 2011, 04:52:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 18, 2011, 11:53:03 PM
"our loss militarily going forward"

:cramstipated:

Remember when Candidates could speak English?  I swear to fucking God, it's like having Warren Harding crawl out the grave and start brutalizing speeches.
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