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UNLIMITED MICHELLE BACHMANN APPRECIATION THREAD

Started by Doktor Howl, July 18, 2011, 06:39:10 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#60
August 15, 2011, 06:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 06:01:47 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 15, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2011, 01:41:42 AM
BBC is predicting a Romney win for Presidential candidate, with Perry and Bachmann reduced to sniping at each other for the VP spot.

So if it became Romney/Perry, the christian religious right would be in an odd spot having their muppet being directly under, and next in line behind a man who they would categorize as a heretic, no?

Not gonna happen.

It's going to be Perry and Bachmann, in one order or another.

Fuck, just shoot me now.  

Doktor Howl

#61
August 15, 2011, 06:06:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 15, 2011, 06:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 06:01:47 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 15, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2011, 01:41:42 AM
BBC is predicting a Romney win for Presidential candidate, with Perry and Bachmann reduced to sniping at each other for the VP spot.

So if it became Romney/Perry, the christian religious right would be in an odd spot having their muppet being directly under, and next in line behind a man who they would categorize as a heretic, no?

Not gonna happen.

It's going to be Perry and Bachmann, in one order or another.

Fuck, just shoot me now.  

Why?  Perry's religious inquisitors will do the job for free.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

#62
August 15, 2011, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 06:06:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 15, 2011, 06:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 06:01:47 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 15, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2011, 01:41:42 AM
BBC is predicting a Romney win for Presidential candidate, with Perry and Bachmann reduced to sniping at each other for the VP spot.

So if it became Romney/Perry, the christian religious right would be in an odd spot having their muppet being directly under, and next in line behind a man who they would categorize as a heretic, no?

Not gonna happen.

It's going to be Perry and Bachmann, in one order or another.

Fuck, just shoot me now.  

Why?  Perry's religious inquisitors will do the job for free.

I don't want to be shot be some religious nutjob, I would prefer it be a friend.....  :lulz:

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#63
August 15, 2011, 06:23:04 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 15, 2011, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 06:06:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 15, 2011, 06:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 06:01:47 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 15, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2011, 01:41:42 AM
BBC is predicting a Romney win for Presidential candidate, with Perry and Bachmann reduced to sniping at each other for the VP spot.

So if it became Romney/Perry, the christian religious right would be in an odd spot having their muppet being directly under, and next in line behind a man who they would categorize as a heretic, no?

Not gonna happen.

It's going to be Perry and Bachmann, in one order or another.

Fuck, just shoot me now. 

Why?  Perry's religious inquisitors will do the job for free.

I don't want to be shot be some religious nutjob, I would prefer it be a friend.....  :lulz:

You're just not serious about having a good time.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Doktor Howl

#64
August 15, 2011, 07:38:01 PM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 15, 2011, 06:23:04 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 15, 2011, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 06:06:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 15, 2011, 06:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 06:01:47 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 15, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2011, 01:41:42 AM
BBC is predicting a Romney win for Presidential candidate, with Perry and Bachmann reduced to sniping at each other for the VP spot.

So if it became Romney/Perry, the christian religious right would be in an odd spot having their muppet being directly under, and next in line behind a man who they would categorize as a heretic, no?

Not gonna happen.

It's going to be Perry and Bachmann, in one order or another.

Fuck, just shoot me now. 

Why?  Perry's religious inquisitors will do the job for free.

I don't want to be shot be some religious nutjob, I would prefer it be a friend.....  :lulz:

You're just not serious about having a good time.

This.
Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

#65
August 15, 2011, 07:51:33 PM
PD.com has the weirdest conversations about American electoral politics than anywhere or anyone I've encountered. :lulz:

Dysfunctional Cunt

#66
August 15, 2011, 07:53:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 07:38:01 PM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 15, 2011, 06:23:04 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 15, 2011, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 06:06:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 15, 2011, 06:04:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 06:01:47 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 15, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 14, 2011, 01:41:42 AM
BBC is predicting a Romney win for Presidential candidate, with Perry and Bachmann reduced to sniping at each other for the VP spot.

So if it became Romney/Perry, the christian religious right would be in an odd spot having their muppet being directly under, and next in line behind a man who they would categorize as a heretic, no?

Not gonna happen.

It's going to be Perry and Bachmann, in one order or another.

Fuck, just shoot me now. 

Why?  Perry's religious inquisitors will do the job for free.

I don't want to be shot be some religious nutjob, I would prefer it be a friend.....  :lulz:

You're just not serious about having a good time.

This.

Alas, I am starting to fear this is only too true..... :cry:

Doktor Howl

#67
August 15, 2011, 08:04:59 PM
BACHMANN 2012

SHE WON'T CHOKE
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

#68
August 15, 2011, 09:47:59 PM
It's the look on her face that just :vom:

Juana

#69
August 15, 2011, 09:47:59 PM
:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Triple Zero

#70
August 15, 2011, 10:19:59 PM
RUUUUUUUUUUUULE 34
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

PopeTom

#71
August 15, 2011, 10:34:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 15, 2011, 08:04:59 PM
BACHMANN 2012

SHE WON'T CHOKE


I'm betting neither will her husband.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

LMNO

#72
August 16, 2011, 08:31:50 PM
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BACHMANN_ELVIS?SITE=MOSTP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-08-16-14-43-05

Michelle Bachmann wishes Elvis a happy birthday.


Problem: Today is the day Elvis died.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#73
August 16, 2011, 08:36:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 16, 2011, 08:31:50 PM
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BACHMANN_ELVIS?SITE=MOSTP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-08-16-14-43-05

Michelle Bachmann wishes Elvis a happy birthday.


Problem: Today is the day Elvis died.

You cannot fix stupid.

His birthday is January 8th.  And the only reason I know that is because it is my birthday too.  And Steven Tyler's.

Doktor Howl

#74
August 16, 2011, 09:12:58 PM
Molon Lube
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