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UNLIMITED MICHELLE BACHMANN APPRECIATION THREAD

Started by Doktor Howl, July 18, 2011, 06:39:10 PM

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Cain

#225
November 15, 2011, 11:32:53 AM
"What I'm saying is, look at the Chinese attitude to Buddhism.  China has brutally repressed Buddhists for decades, and their economy is growing.  And so what I would do, is I would look at locking up Steven Seagal and Richard Gere and having the crap beaten out of them."

Cainad (dec.)

#226
November 15, 2011, 11:44:32 AM
:mittens:

"What I'm saying is, look at the Chinese attitude towards meat. They tend to eat more pork than beef, and their economy is growing. And so what I would do is let the Hindus have their sacred cows and make Americans eat more pork."

Luna

#227
November 15, 2011, 12:33:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 15, 2011, 11:32:53 AM
"What I'm saying is, look at the Chinese attitude to Buddhism.  China has brutally repressed Buddhists for decades, and their economy is growing.  And so what I would do, is I would look at locking up Steven Seagal and Richard Gere and having the crap beaten out of them."

I'm strangely okay with this.
Quote from: Cainad on November 15, 2011, 11:44:32 AM
:mittens:

"What I'm saying is, look at the Chinese attitude towards meat. They tend to eat more pork than beef, and their economy is growing. And so what I would do is let the Hindus have their sacred cows and make Americans eat more pork."

MOAR BACON!
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Luna

#228
November 19, 2011, 11:28:17 PM
Just when you think she can't possibly say anything more stupid...

Quote"[A]s people are looking at the candidate that is the most conservative and the most consistent candidate, I've been that candidate," the Minnesota Republican told Fox News host Greta Van Susteren Thursday.

"I haven't had a gaffe or something that I've done that has caused me to fall in the polls. People see in me someone who's genuinely a social conservative, a fiscal conservative, a national security conservative and a tea partier. I'm the whole package. And when it comes to the best Republican who take on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."

:eek:  I don't even...

ETA:  Link
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Juana

#229
November 19, 2011, 11:34:30 PM
:lulz: No gaffes, huh?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

#230
November 19, 2011, 11:36:23 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 19, 2011, 11:34:30 PM
:lulz: No gaffes, huh?

I'm having some trouble wrapping my brain around that one, I tell ya.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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wudgar

#231
November 19, 2011, 11:37:45 PM
Yes... the Tea-Baggers are running a very deep and subtle strategy, get Obama reelected.
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BabylonHoruv

#232
November 20, 2011, 02:09:58 AM
Quote from: wudgar on November 19, 2011, 11:37:45 PM
Yes... the Tea-Baggers are running a very deep and subtle strategy, get Obama reelected.

Best thing that could happen to them, actually.  It'll spur more teabagers into Congress in the midterm elections.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#233
November 23, 2011, 11:37:40 PM
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#234
November 24, 2011, 01:31:38 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#235
November 24, 2011, 02:30:07 AM
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Luna

#236
December 02, 2011, 12:31:37 PM
Apparently still clueless about the fact that the only way she's going to win the GoP primary is that if the rest of the candidates suffer simultaneous heart failure on election day, Bachmann is already musing about running mates.  Apparently, her top picks are Donald Trump, and Rick Santorum.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57334801-503544/michele-bachmann-talks-potential-vp-picks/
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#237
December 02, 2011, 06:23:09 PM
Bachmann is demanding that we close our embassy in Iran, in response to the violence at the British embassy.

For you younger folks, I'll let Cain explain why this is the best Bachmannism EVER.

:lulz:
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Chairman Risus

#238
December 02, 2011, 07:16:24 PM Last Edit: December 02, 2011, 07:18:10 PM by Risus
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2011, 06:23:09 PM
Bachmann is demanding that we close our embassy in Iran, in response to the violence at the British embassy.

For you younger folks, I'll let Cain explain why this is the best Bachmannism EVER.

:lulz:

I would also support closing our embassy on the moon, as well.

LMNO

#239
December 02, 2011, 07:27:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2011, 06:23:09 PM
Bachmann is demanding that we close our embassy in Iran, in response to the violence at the British embassy.

For you younger folks, I'll let Cain explain why this is the best Bachmannism EVER.

:lulz:

I love this century.


Fuck it - If I get the chance, I'm voting for her.
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