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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by SmokeyMcChickenson, July 20, 2011, 09:35:54 PM

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Phox

Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 10:08:30 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:05:43 AM
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Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:55:24 AM
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Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:44:43 AM
Yeh I suppose the idea of raping a ghost instead of running from it isn't very funny at all.

Oh wait. yeh it is. fuck you


Only if you're the bottom.



Hmmm that would be tricky to actually rape anyone or anything while on the bottom. I think I'd need help. But everyone else ran away remember.  It would definitely make the whole deal more calamitous.

agreed

umwut....

I thought you were offering your asshole up. What's this rape thing you're talking about?



Now what would be the point of offering up my asshole to a ghost?

First of all it wouldn't constitute rape, nor would I even get to feel anything.

My original premise was that while everyone else was running from the ghost in fear. I would stay and give it the what for.

Laugh god damnit before you completely ruin the fuckin joke. 4 fucks sake.

No, please explain the joke further. I guarantee making you explain it will be funnier than the joke itself.

I am quite good at color commentary. But I'd much rather show you in the art of interpretive dance. This is my true passion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av2e
Those men.... they... they have no hats!

SmokeyMcChickenson

Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Doktor Stupid hat Uncleverson on July 21, 2011, 10:09:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 10:08:30 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:05:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 10:00:10 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:55:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:50:48 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:44:43 AM
Yeh I suppose the idea of raping a ghost instead of running from it isn't very funny at all.

Oh wait. yeh it is. fuck you


Only if you're the bottom.



Hmmm that would be tricky to actually rape anyone or anything while on the bottom. I think I'd need help. But everyone else ran away remember.  It would definitely make the whole deal more calamitous.

agreed

umwut....

I thought you were offering your asshole up. What's this rape thing you're talking about?



Now what would be the point of offering up my asshole to a ghost?

First of all it wouldn't constitute rape, nor would I even get to feel anything.

My original premise was that while everyone else was running from the ghost in fear. I would stay and give it the what for.

Laugh god damnit before you completely ruin the fuckin joke. 4 fucks sake.

No, please explain the joke further. I guarantee making you explain it will be funnier than the joke itself.

I am quite good at color commentary. But I'd much rather show you in the art of interpretive dance. This is my true passion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av2e
Those men.... they... they have no hats!

Well hey there gorgeous. That sure is a sweet fkn hat you got there.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Payne on July 21, 2011, 06:02:46 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 21, 2011, 01:50:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2011, 10:58:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Chump on July 20, 2011, 09:41:24 PM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 20, 2011, 09:35:54 PM
:)

Just wanted to say hello, I'm looking forward to meeting you all and getting down with the nitty and the gritty of crude symbol interpretation with you all.

May you all so on and so forth, go forth and do whatever, and what may have you, and wear clean underwear.

Thus I spake er wtever.

Hail your mom.



Welcome aboard, my fine illiterate gentleman.  Since you obviously can't or won't read, the intro thread is in Apple Talk, stickied at the top.  Now, I realize that someone as important as yourself can't be expected to share the intro thread with the little people, so I will instead say hello to you in this terrific vanity thread you have so thoughtfully created.

Hello.

Okay for now,
Dok

You are a far more generous man than myself.

This is known.

Yeah. Nigel's not a man at all really, generous or otherwise.

:crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:11:21 AM
You are the very model of a modern major general. Good luck with all the animals and minerals.
You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.

Yoinking this for my Facebook status update.

Let's just see who reads what into it.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Phox

Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 08:25:36 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 21, 2011, 06:02:46 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 21, 2011, 01:50:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2011, 10:58:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Chump on July 20, 2011, 09:41:24 PM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 20, 2011, 09:35:54 PM
:)

Just wanted to say hello, I'm looking forward to meeting you all and getting down with the nitty and the gritty of crude symbol interpretation with you all.

May you all so on and so forth, go forth and do whatever, and what may have you, and wear clean underwear.

Thus I spake er wtever.

Hail your mom.



Welcome aboard, my fine illiterate gentleman.  Since you obviously can't or won't read, the intro thread is in Apple Talk, stickied at the top.  Now, I realize that someone as important as yourself can't be expected to share the intro thread with the little people, so I will instead say hello to you in this terrific vanity thread you have so thoughtfully created.

Hello.

Okay for now,
Dok

You are a far more generous man than myself.

This is known.

Yeah. Nigel's not a man at all really, generous or otherwise.

:crankey:
Is okay Nigel, I'm not a man either.

SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:11:21 AM
You are the very model of a modern major general. Good luck with all the animals and minerals.
You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.

Yoinking this for my Facebook status update.

Let's just see who reads what into it.  :lulz:

How exotic!
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 08:32:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 08:25:36 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 21, 2011, 06:02:46 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 21, 2011, 01:50:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2011, 10:58:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Chump on July 20, 2011, 09:41:24 PM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 20, 2011, 09:35:54 PM
:)

Just wanted to say hello, I'm looking forward to meeting you all and getting down with the nitty and the gritty of crude symbol interpretation with you all.

May you all so on and so forth, go forth and do whatever, and what may have you, and wear clean underwear.

Thus I spake er wtever.

Hail your mom.



Welcome aboard, my fine illiterate gentleman.  Since you obviously can't or won't read, the intro thread is in Apple Talk, stickied at the top.  Now, I realize that someone as important as yourself can't be expected to share the intro thread with the little people, so I will instead say hello to you in this terrific vanity thread you have so thoughtfully created.

Hello.

Okay for now,
Dok

You are a far more generous man than myself.

This is known.

Yeah. Nigel's not a man at all really, generous or otherwise.

:crankey:
Is okay Nigel, I'm not a man either.

WE ARE NOT MEN! WE ARE DEVO!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 08:33:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:11:21 AM
You are the very model of a modern major general. Good luck with all the animals and minerals.
You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.

Yoinking this for my Facebook status update.

Let's just see who reads what into it.  :lulz:

How exotic!

BACKSTORY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 08:42:54 PM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 08:33:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:11:21 AM
You are the very model of a modern major general. Good luck with all the animals and minerals.
You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.

Yoinking this for my Facebook status update.

Let's just see who reads what into it.  :lulz:

How exotic!

BACKSTORY.

Fkn threadkiller.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 22, 2011, 08:11:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 08:42:54 PM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 08:33:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2011, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:11:21 AM
You are the very model of a modern major general. Good luck with all the animals and minerals.
You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.

Yoinking this for my Facebook status update.

Let's just see who reads what into it.  :lulz:

How exotic!

BACKSTORY.

Fkn threadkiller.


:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."