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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Gordon C, August 07, 2011, 01:36:52 AM

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Sure thing, easy enough because you can nest them. It's not like the generator knows the difference between verbs and nouns. I'll have to change the code a bit to put it online and you can play with it.

$noun = {idiot|moron|asshole}
$adjective = {stupid|braindead|stinking}
$verb = {fuck|shit|suck|piss|get{ anally | }raped by}
$thing = {rusty nail|cancerous kitten|eigthy year old Michelle Bachman lookalike}

$insult = {Go $verb a# $thing, you $adjective $noun|You're so $adjective, you $verb $thing+s}{!|!!|!!!|!!!!}




Cram, did you try archive.org? Who knows maybe ArchiveBot indexed those forums?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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My friend Steven Frank had a random insult generator on the web for a while. Sadly, like so many of his awesome projects, he got bored with it and eventually let it expire.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."