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Started by Disco Pickle, July 23, 2011, 02:52:16 AM

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Disco Pickle

A friend of mine brought a copy of this up to the bar tonight and I thought it was right up PD's alley of humor.

Thus do I share.

http://www.nomorefriends.net/
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Disco Pickle

fuck, after actually..  you know..  CLICKING the damn site..  I realized that it's just a tease.

sorry about that.

buy that shit.  It's funny.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 23, 2011, 02:52:16 AM
A friend of mine brought a copy of this up to the bar tonight and I thought it was right up PD's alley of humor.

Thus do I share.

http://www.nomorefriends.net/

Hahaha EFO was just telling me about this. You can buy it on Amazon!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Disco Pickle

Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2011, 02:54:57 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 23, 2011, 02:52:16 AM
A friend of mine brought a copy of this up to the bar tonight and I thought it was right up PD's alley of humor.

Thus do I share.

http://www.nomorefriends.net/

Hahaha EFO was just telling me about this. You can buy it on Amazon!

I've read it 3 times in the last 4 hours. 

It tickles me every time.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Cainad (dec.)

My friend got me that for Christmas. :)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I am happy that the era of "fucked-up picture books not really for children" seems to be exploding.  :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Disco Pickle

Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2011, 03:43:06 AM
I am happy that the era of "fucked-up picture books not really for children" seems to be exploding.  :)

Yes.

But really, all of the great children's books and fables I remember were really adult tales toned down a bit. 

My mother got me on Kipling early and that shit was along the same lines just not as funny.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

navkat

Edward Gorey springs to mind.

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Jenne

Iptuous's Go the Fuck to Sleep is in the same vein.  There's a humor section at B&N full of zombie singalong/language books, these "fake" children's books and cartoon books that I just stand over and cackle at, sharing the pictures and features with passersby.  There's one that takes cute anime gifs (of puffy clouds, pieces of toast, marshmallows) and creates crude and funny sayings out of them.