I just lost a friend to Teh Sekrit.

[Bruno]

Also, Schpongle and DMT.

I mean, I still know where he is physically, and we're still friends and all, but, well, you know what I mean.

He told me he knew he was going to walk on water some day.

[Cain]

No, you made your friend lose himself to Teh Sekgrit, by concentrating on it really, really hard.

[Telarus]

No, you made your friend lose himself to Teh Sekgrit, by concentrating on it really, really hard.

[Bruno]

No, you made your friend lose himself to Teh Sekgrit, by concentrating on it really, really hard.

Unfortunately, I failed to predict this now obvious outcome.

He's kind of always been "That Guy".

[Doktor Howl]

Also, Schpongle and DMT.

I mean, I still know where he is physically, and we're still friends and all, but, well, you know what I mean.

He told me he knew he was going to walk on water some day.

You're gonna have to put him down, like a dog.

Don't worry, it isn't murder.  He's already gone.

[Freeky]

Don't they have vaccines for this sort of thing yet?

[Luna]

Don't they have vaccines for this sort of thing yet?

Yes, however, most flinch at the method with which it must be administered.

People hesitate to kick their friends in the taint that hard, for some reason.

[Bruno]

Don't they have vaccines for this sort of thing yet?

I'mma buy him a copy of 'Bright-sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America'. See if that helps.

Ehrenreich found when she was diagnosed with breast cancer that a cult of optimism pervaded articles and books about the disease that made her feel isolated instead of supported. "No one among the bloggers and book writers seemed to share my sense of outrage over the disease and the available treatments," she writes in a chapter ironically called "Smile or Die: The Bright Side of Cancer." "What causes it and why is it so common, especially in industrialized societies? Why don't we have treatments that distinguish between different forms of breast cancer or between cancer cells and normal dividing cells?"

Instead of finding answers, Ehrenreich kept coming across articles by women who claimed that they owed their survival to a "positive attitude" – even though the death rate from breast cancer has changed little since the 1930s and there is no consistent evidence that staying upbeat extends the life of those who have the disease, though it may have many other benefits. She also found that "positive thinking" can exact a terrible price in self-blame if a cancer defies treatment. As the oncology nurse Cynthia Rittenberg has written, the pressure to think positively is "an additional burden to an already devastated patient."

[Triple Zero]

What's wrong with Shpongle???

[Doktor Howl]

What's wrong with Shpongle???

He's always fucking with Mr Crabs.

[Freeky]

What's wrong with Shpongle???

He's always fucking with Mr Crabs.

Do you mean Mr. Krabbs?

[Doktor Howl]

What's wrong with Shpongle???

He's always fucking with Mr Crabs.

Do you mean Mr. Krabbs?

No.

[Bruno]

Also, Schpongle and DMT.

I mean, I still know where he is physically, and we're still friends and all, but, well, you know what I mean.

He told me he knew he was going to walk on water some day.

You're gonna have to put him down, like a dog.

Don't worry, it isn't murder.  He's already gone.

Can't.

Need him as a reference on application forms.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, Schpongle and DMT.

I mean, I still know where he is physically, and we're still friends and all, but, well, you know what I mean.

He told me he knew he was going to walk on water some day.

You're gonna have to put him down, like a dog.

Don't worry, it isn't murder.  He's already gone.

Can't.

Need him as a reference on application forms.

Um.

Think about that for a moment.

[Bruno]

What's wrong with Shpongle???

Nothing, I guess. As with DMT. I went to visit him, and it was all about The Secret, Shpongle and DMT.

It just sounds like some kind of Trifecta, doesn't it?