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Started by Cuddlefish, July 27, 2011, 07:27:10 PM

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Freeky


East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2011, 08:44:37 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 27, 2011, 08:38:04 PM
Faust thinks he's funny.  Perhaps it's just cultural differences?

Maybe Faust finds Aspies to be hilarious or some shit.

I suspect it's a natural defense mechanism anytime you find yourself having to live in the same country that produced James Joyce and IANAR.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dr Preference

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on July 27, 2011, 08:58:11 PM

I suspect it's a natural defense mechanism anytime you find yourself having to live in the same country that produced James Joyce and IANAR.

What's IANAR?

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2011, 08:25:16 PM
I have nothing against Optimists, but allowing them to marry makes a farce of the institution.

Marriage is defined as two bitter pessimists.

IT'S ADAM & EVE, NOT HAPPY & AT EASE!

:spit:
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Eater of Clowns

Optimist?  Aren't they the ones that check your vision every few years?



You know I've been known to be one myself.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Dimo, I think you should move here and marry me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jenne

This fread is teh awesome.

I do not say that with any so-called optimism whatsofuckingever.

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 27, 2011, 09:30:44 PM
Optimist?  Aren't they the ones that check your vision every few years?



You know I've been known to be one myself.

:cheers:

Quote from: Nigel on July 27, 2011, 09:39:20 PM
Dimo, I think you should move here and marry me.

Is this a legitimate proposal?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 27, 2011, 10:36:07 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 27, 2011, 09:30:44 PM
Optimist?  Aren't they the ones that check your vision every few years?



You know I've been known to be one myself.

:cheers:

Quote from: Nigel on July 27, 2011, 09:39:20 PM
Dimo, I think you should move here and marry me.

Is this a legitimate proposal?

I'm not entirely joking. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cuddlefish

Quote from: Nigel on July 27, 2011, 10:37:22 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 27, 2011, 10:36:07 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 27, 2011, 09:30:44 PM
Optimist?  Aren't they the ones that check your vision every few years?



You know I've been known to be one myself.

:cheers:

Quote from: Nigel on July 27, 2011, 09:39:20 PM
Dimo, I think you should move here and marry me.

Is this a legitimate proposal?

I'm not entirely joking. :)

This might not be a terrible idea. Then again, it might be terrible, but for all the right reasons.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dr Preference on July 27, 2011, 09:02:34 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on July 27, 2011, 08:58:11 PM

I suspect it's a natural defense mechanism anytime you find yourself having to live in the same country that produced James Joyce and IANAR.

What's IANAR?

Some dude from Ireland.  Faust says he's not representative of you guys, but I have my doubts.
Molon Lube

Dr Preference

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2011, 11:22:59 PM

Some dude from Ireland.  Faust says he's not representative of you guys, but I have my doubts.


I see. Thanks.

Nephew Twiddleton

I'd agree with Faust when it comes to IANAR. But then most of the irish people ive spent significant amount of time with are all over the age of 40.
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dr Preference on July 27, 2011, 11:33:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2011, 11:22:59 PM

Some dude from Ireland.  Faust says he's not representative of you guys, but I have my doubts.


I see. Thanks.

He looks like this:



And he writes lovely shit like this:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=14112.0

And this:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=19300.0

Serious question:  Do you think this young man accurately represents Ireland?
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2011, 11:22:59 PM
Quote from: Dr Preference on July 27, 2011, 09:02:34 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on July 27, 2011, 08:58:11 PM

I suspect it's a natural defense mechanism anytime you find yourself having to live in the same country that produced James Joyce and IANAR.

What's IANAR?

Some dude from Ireland.  Faust says he's not representative of you guys, but I have my doubts.


Still doesn't excuse James Joyce.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"