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BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, July 28, 2011, 05:18:55 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

July 28, 2011, 05:18:55 PM
CITIZENS ARE URGED TO STAY INDOORS AND CONTACT POLICE IF THE CREATURE IS SPOTTED! DO NOT APPROACH THE CREATURE!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
July 28, 2011, 05:27:24 PM
What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#2
July 28, 2011, 05:38:20 PM
I BELIEVE IT IS A GROUND HOG.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
July 28, 2011, 06:12:01 PM
Huh! Never seen one close-up.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#4
July 28, 2011, 06:22:28 PM
IT'S A WOODCHUCK.

AND IT HAS SOME KIND OF AUGMENTED REALITY VISOR.

PROBABLY FOR FINDING VEGETABLES.
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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#5
July 28, 2011, 06:37:03 PM
How many cups could a woodchuck chuck?

AFK

#6
July 28, 2011, 07:37:47 PM
two quarts
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Eater of Clowns

#7
July 28, 2011, 08:02:42 PM
I saw a woodchuck roadkill on the way to work today.  Maybe if he was wearing his helmet it would've turned out better.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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#8
July 28, 2011, 08:53:42 PM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on July 28, 2011, 05:38:20 PM
I BELIEVE IT IS A GROUND HOG.

I CAN TELL, BECAUSE IT'S HOGGING THE GROUNDS.
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Freeky

#9
July 29, 2011, 01:11:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 28, 2011, 05:27:24 PM
What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?

That's a cat who is currently freaking out because there's a thing on it's head.

Fucking cats. :lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

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July 29, 2011, 01:14:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 28, 2011, 05:27:24 PM
What is that, a badger? Or a really ratty, low-slung cat?

Same thing I wondered. "Not a raccoon, not a possum, badger? Weasel? wtf?" We don't have woodchucks here.
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Bruno

#11
July 29, 2011, 09:13:11 AM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on July 28, 2011, 05:38:20 PM
I BELIEVE IT IS A GROUND HOG.

I vote Groundhog/Woodchuck as well.
Formerly something else...

Freeky

#12
July 29, 2011, 09:22:02 AM
EEEEEEEEEEEEE

Freeky

#13
July 29, 2011, 09:24:18 AM Last Edit: July 29, 2011, 09:27:22 AM by Jenkem and SPACE/TIME
Groundhog it isn't.  The fur is wrong.  ETA:  And the feet.  I might say that the tail in the first pic could just be a trick of perspective (I hate that bitch!)

Triple Zero

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July 29, 2011, 10:09:53 AM
I say cat. They can have crazy fluffy fur like that, and the shape is about right.
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