I love you guys

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.

Dok, when you read this tomorrow,  I guarantee you you're going to regret.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL!  I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

I am ill.   

Undercooked gecko wil do that to you my friend. 

[Doktor Howl]

EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.

Dok, when you read this tomorrow,  I guarantee you you're going to regret.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL!  I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

I am ill.   

Undercooked gecko wil do that to you my friend. 

So will that much crap on a work night.

At least it wasn't one of the poisonous lizards.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.

Dok, when you read this tomorrow,  I guarantee you you're going to regret.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL!  I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

I am ill.   

Undercooked gecko wil do that to you my friend. 

So will that much crap on a work night.

At least it wasn't one of the poisonous lizards.

I truly have the deepest sympathy for you, I really do, it's just this hysterical laughter refuses to stop.... 

I'm very happy you survived, do you have a message for us from over there?

[Doktor Howl]

EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.

Dok, when you read this tomorrow,  I guarantee you you're going to regret.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL!  I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

I am ill.   

Undercooked gecko wil do that to you my friend. 

So will that much crap on a work night.

At least it wasn't one of the poisonous lizards.

I truly have the deepest sympathy for you, I really do, it's just this hysterical laughter refuses to stop.... 

I'm very happy you survived, do you have a message for us from over there?

The Holiness™ has faded.  You will have to rely on Freeky's horrible slanders.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

This thread was the tits.

[Elder Iptuous]

Hey, Dok. I'm curious.  what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hey, Dok. I'm curious.  what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?

Yes- why did you eat a gecko for example? And was it alive when you were doing so?

[navkat]

Shit, I think actual cactus is one of the only po I HAVEN'T.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Shit, I think actual cactus is one of the only po I HAVEN'T.

I have, and I drank tequila with it.  I'm fairly certain the lifetime ban from Immokalee is worth it.....

[East Coast Hustle]

Cactus is cool, but mescaline dots are way better. Controllable dosage, much less of the "vomiting up the universe" bit, and it's the exact same alkaloid.

[East Coast Hustle]

Or so I'm told.

ECH,
law-abiding citizen.

[Doktor Howl]

Hey, Dok. I'm curious.  what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?

Yes- why did you eat a gecko for example? And was it alive when you were doing so?

No, I remember mashing it with the whiskey bottle, and bellowing something about the mighty hunter.   

[Doktor Howl]

Hey, Dok. I'm curious.  what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?

YARGANARGANARGANARGANARGHORKPUKESPIT

[Luna]

Hey, Dok. I'm curious.  what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?

YARGANARGANARGANARGANARGHORKPUKESPIT

Maybe I'm not serious enough about having a good time, but...  When is vomiting fun?

[Doktor Howl]

Hey, Dok. I'm curious.  what is the subjective experience of a head full of cactus, from your perspective?

YARGANARGANARGANARGANARGHORKPUKESPIT

Maybe I'm not serious enough about having a good time, but...  When is vomiting fun?

First you vomit, then you get all Holy^{TM 1}, whereas with booze you get all Holy™ and then you vomit.



¹ Unless you go a little overboard, and then you keep vomiting, but since each pint of vomit is a packet of information to the Gods, it's still okay.