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Started by Doktor Howl, July 29, 2011, 02:51:28 AM

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Freeky

Quote:  "HELL YES, MISTER SPIDER, I WOULD LOVE TO DANCE IN YOUR PARADE!  THAT IS A LOVELY DRESS, MAY I HAVE IT?"

And then he started.... gyrating.  Um, of the pelvic region. 

I need some eye bleach.

Freeky

He's crawled under his bed.

I think that's it for tonight.


Good thing I grabbed his bourbon off him.

Luna

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 04:33:25 AM
Quote:  "HELL YES, MISTER SPIDER, I WOULD LOVE TO DANCE IN YOUR PARADE!  THAT IS A LOVELY DRESS, MAY I HAVE IT?"

And then he started.... gyrating.  Um, of the pelvic region. 

I need some eye bleach.

I...  Um...

Thanks for watching out for him, Freeky.  Really.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Pandemonium

Holy shit this was one of the best play by plays of um... indescribable yet awesome... uh, I'm at a loss for words I can only  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I know this probably isn't as funny for you Jenkem, but thanks for the updates.

Best wishes to you and Dok.  :)
Picture this any time you think of me xoxo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta8GWrxUX34

Even though I'm business casual.

Nobody got shit on my normie skin.

Freeky

Yeah, it's funny to me too. 


EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.



Now he's telling Maria to stop tap dancing on his balls, he's not in the mood, he has a headache and the tiny lizards will get him for eating their king.  While he's still under the bed.  And Maria hasn't been over in weeks.

*GrumpButt*

Man that was like 5 pages of  lol-tastic lols.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

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Best thread in the history of western civilization. SRS.  :D
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Freeky

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 05:00:16 AM

EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.


Dok, when you read this tomorrow,  I guarantee you you're going to regret.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL!  I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

Eve Hill

*Mopping iced tea off the table*  That was  :awesome:

Payne

I agree that Dok should send himself to England in a box.

TIA.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

I wonder how long the HOA will wait before they show up with torches and pitchforks.
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Ahahaha

I always miss the fun! Oh, a holy man and his cactus.
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Freeky

It's raining outside.  :tinfoilhat:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 06:13:54 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 29, 2011, 05:00:16 AM

EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART.


Dok, when you read this tomorrow,  I guarantee you you're going to regret.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'LL REGRET YET BUT YOU WILL!  I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

I am ill.   :sad:
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