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BREAKING: HORRIFIC CYBORG ANIMAL SPOTTED IN DOWN-TOWN PARKING LOT!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, July 28, 2011, 05:18:55 PM

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Disco Pickle

#45
July 29, 2011, 10:57:15 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:30:50 PM
Nice WOMP, DP...

BUT THAT'S A HEDGEHOG

clearly, you are mistaken.



"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Luna

#46
July 29, 2011, 11:02:45 PM
:facepalm:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Disco Pickle

#47
July 29, 2011, 11:16:25 PM
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Anna Mae Bollocks

#48
July 30, 2011, 04:04:31 AM Last Edit: July 30, 2011, 04:06:03 AM by Anna Mae Bollocks
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 29, 2011, 10:57:15 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 29, 2011, 09:30:50 PM
Nice WOMP, DP...

BUT THAT'S A HEDGEHOG

clearly, you are mistaken.


:x

What's this?


Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Luna

#49
July 30, 2011, 04:12:03 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 30, 2011, 04:04:31 AM


What's this?




A rolled up one of these:

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#50
July 30, 2011, 05:21:05 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Elder Iptuous

#51
July 30, 2011, 05:24:07 AM
The ones we have here look like that which was posted in Luna's pic.  they are unable to roll up in a ball like the south american ones featured in Anna's pic...

Sir Squid Diddimus

#52
July 30, 2011, 05:34:49 AM
Down here we call those "speed bumps" or "food".

Elder Iptuous

#53
July 30, 2011, 05:49:15 AM
you can also make a nice charango out of them...

Sir Squid Diddimus

#54
July 30, 2011, 07:00:17 AM
No shit.

PROJECT!!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#55
July 30, 2011, 07:08:16 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 30, 2011, 05:24:07 AM
The ones we have here look like that which was posted in Luna's pic.  they are unable to roll up in a ball like the south american ones featured in Anna's pic...

Our Texas dillos can roll up in a ball AND walk across a river underwater.

They still get run over alot, though. You can walk up behind them when they're digging and catch them by the tail, too. Just hold them out away from yourself, they have no teeth but their claws are serious.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Eater of Clowns

#56
July 31, 2011, 06:30:16 PM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 29, 2011, 08:09:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 29, 2011, 03:52:34 PM
Hey PD, you probably didn't know this about me, but I know a fuck lot about woodchucks?

Now you ask:  EoC, how do you know a fuck lot about woodchucks?  Do you breed them?  Do you have them as pets?  Were you some kind of animal science major?  Have you ever jerked them off for your professional career?

No.  I know a fuck lot about woodchucks because I come from a family of WOODCHUCK MURDERERING MOTHERFUCKERS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

My step mother used to keep sunflowers - and woodchucks kept eating them all.  That and all the other vegetables.  Well one day this baby woodchuck - itty little thing so cute - was sitting on a rock in the back yard.  My step mother wanted to scare it away so she threw a little rock at it.

SHE HIT THE MOTHERFUCKER IN THE HEAD.  It was unconscious.  So what did the cold sons of bitches at the EoC household do?  Did we call animal control?  Did we let it go far off the property?  No.  We filled a garbage barrel with water and we drowned the little bastard in a cage.

Still have wood chuck problems of course, they don't learn even if you string up their young's corpse on a pole as a lesson.  Those stupid fucking hobbits haven't been around to steal carrots in a while though.




Oh, and finally broke my WOMP cherry. 

:jebus:

Felt inspired and had some down time at work.


:lol:  That's fantastic!  And it's even better that you WOMPed my head out of a pic where I was already holding an AR-15 and into one with a bow.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.
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