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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, August 01, 2011, 06:29:48 PM

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August 01, 2011, 06:29:48 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

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August 01, 2011, 06:31:57 PM
 :lol: :? :lol:

East Coast Hustle

#2
August 01, 2011, 07:05:54 PM
I don't get it.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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August 01, 2011, 07:19:47 PM
Neither do I, but it's amazing.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

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August 01, 2011, 07:55:44 PM
Little-known superpower of the Dark Empress Nigel, #7 : whatever she types into her Unholy Ynternett Browsir Aeddress Bar as a .com domain, will retroactively through time become real, slightly weirder and a weblog or picture-site will spring into existence.

Especially the horrible things.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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August 01, 2011, 08:15:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 01, 2011, 07:55:44 PM
Little-known superpower of the Dark Empress Nigel, #7 : whatever she types into her Unholy Ynternett Browsir Aeddress Bar as a .com domain, will retroactively through time become real, slightly weirder and a weblog or picture-site will spring into existence.

Especially the horrible things.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

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August 01, 2011, 08:33:58 PM
Dammit, Nigel, why did I just find www.eocwhittleswoodchucksfromvittles.com.   :argh!:
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August 01, 2011, 08:41:05 PM
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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August 01, 2011, 09:49:48 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 01, 2011, 08:33:58 PM
Dammit, Nigel, why did I just find www.eocwhittleswoodchucksfromvittles.com.   :argh!:

:lulz: Even better if it had linked to the trout pic.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Rumckle

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August 02, 2011, 02:47:45 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 01, 2011, 07:05:54 PM
I don't get it.

I think it is from How I Met Your Mother.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.
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