HEY CHRISTIAN BLUE SHITHEELS!

[Cain]

Is Christian Blue like the religious right's answer to Prussian Blue?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Why the fucknugget gotta use HAWK as part of his name? I think I shall take offense.

Charley Brown Cuddlehawk

[East Coast Hustle]

[Adios]

Why the fucknugget gotta use HAWK as part of his name? I think I shall take offense.

Charley Brown Cuddlehawk

Well, that just makes me feel warm and fuzzy alllllllllll over!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Why the fucknugget gotta use HAWK as part of his name? I think I shall take offense.

Charley Brown Cuddlehawk

Well, that just makes me feel warm and fuzzy alllllllllll over!

That is a scary thought....

[Cain]

Bump for Koyotes.

[Doktor Howl]

Bump for Koyotes.

IIIIIIIN BOISE, IDAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Doktor Howl]

Koyotes has informed me that he is pathologically incapable of leaving until ECH stops being mean to him.

[LMNO]

Why the hell do they keep PMing you?  I mean, really?

[Doktor Howl]

Why the hell do they keep PMing you?  I mean, really?

Because I am their King. 

[Cain]

Koyotes has informed me that he is pathologically incapable of leaving until ECH stops being mean to him.

$5 says he gets tired of it before ECH does.

[Doktor Howl]

Koyotes has informed me that he is pathologically incapable of leaving until ECH stops being mean to him.

$5 says he gets tired of it before ECH does.

Not touching that cash.

And fuck it, I'm in.  I have nothing better to do.  I don't like this creep, and I wish to fuck with him.

[Salty]

I once heard an unsubstantiated rumor that Christian Blue Winterhawk was once trapped under an avalanche with a group of adventurous vegans. From what I was told by an unreliable source, they managed to carve themselves a small crevice where they hoped to wait until help arrived. Fully prepared they had a small flare gun and bored a tiny hole through which a flare was shot. It was only a matter of time before they would be rescued.

This completely untrustworthy person explained how it was very confusing that only Christian Blue Winterhawk survived the ordeal. From unsubstantiated evidence gathered it appears that Christian Blue Winterhawk read some of his stories which he had with him to pass the time. It was shortly after this, apparently, that the vegans began to eat their own bodies, not to gain nourishment, but to hasten their own demise so they would not have to bear the horror of living with the ordeal they lived through.

I don't believe a word of it though.

[Doktor Howl]

I was told, by a similarly shady character, that Christian Blue Winterhawk had to leave Portland for choking skeeter 72 times in public and then woke up in the public fountain.  The Sheriff said he had to go, or else.

But this, again, was from a sketchy guy who was trying to cadge quarters for the peep show.

[Doktor Howl]

He's created a new account, "Nosightnosound" to be a tricky fellow.