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HEY CHRISTIAN BLUE SHITHEELS!

Started by East Coast Hustle, August 02, 2011, 04:55:38 PM

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East Coast Hustle

:lulz:

Nigel might be kind and non-confrontational even to a complete waste of carbon like yourself, but I'm not.


Christian Blue Winterhawk is like a pseudointellectual Tony Robbins.

Christian Blue Winterhawk is reputed to be a thief and a homewrecker.

Christian Blue Winterhawk probably should lay off the hippie lettuce.

Christian Blue Winterhawk.



Christian Blue Winterhawk.





Christian Blue Winterhawk.










CHRISTIAN BLUE WINTERHAWK.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Doktor Howl

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Triple Zero

His full name must be Christian "Wolf" Blue Winterhawk.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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East Coast Hustle

Christian Blue Wolfhawk?

Wolfen Blue Christianhawk?

Hawkwolf Blue Winterchristian?
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Luna

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 02, 2011, 08:46:00 PM
His full name must be Christian "Wolf" Blue Winterhawk.

:lulz:

The sad part is, he probably didn't even look around here enough to actually realize what that means when he googles himself and comes back here.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: COL Coyote on August 02, 2011, 09:08:03 PM
I'm missing something.

Some buttjuggler who appeared in Nigel's life, shat on the proverbial couch, and then blamed her and his girlfriend for not "understanding him." He then proceeded to share his butthurt with ECH.


Or something along those lines.

East Coast Hustle

That noob that you were irritated with for registering using a moniker almost the same as yours?

turns out he's Nigel's ex-roommate/butthurt webstalker and we're poking him with sticks because the root cause of his butthurt, apparently, was finding his name here when he googled himself and realizing that pretty much everyone thinks he's a shitty writer with an undeserved messiah complex.

CHRISTIAN




BLUE




WINTERHAWK!!!!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Cainad on August 02, 2011, 09:10:43 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 02, 2011, 09:08:03 PM
I'm missing something.

Some buttjuggler who appeared in Nigel's life, shat on the proverbial couch, and then blamed her and his girlfriend for not "understanding him." He then proceeded to share his butthurt with ECH.


Or something along those lines.

You'd think they'd learn eventually. Underneath this veneer of calm and reasonableness is a 500 watt butthurt amplifier. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Also, I think he may have shat on the actual couch in this case.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 02, 2011, 09:13:24 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 02, 2011, 09:10:43 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 02, 2011, 09:08:03 PM
I'm missing something.

Some buttjuggler who appeared in Nigel's life, shat on the proverbial couch, and then blamed her and his girlfriend for not "understanding him." He then proceeded to share his butthurt with ECH.


Or something along those lines.

You'd think they'd learn eventually. Underneath this veneer of calm and reasonableness is a 500 watt butthurt amplifier. :lulz:

:lulz:

Stealing that.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 02, 2011, 09:11:43 PM
That noob that you were irritated with for registering using a moniker almost the same as yours?

turns out he's Nigel's ex-roommate/butthurt webstalker and we're poking him with sticks because the root cause of his butthurt, apparently, was finding his name here when he googled himself and realizing that pretty much everyone thinks he's a shitty writer with an undeserved messiah complex.

CHRISTIAN




BLUE




WINTERHAWK!!!!

Oh that guy, that I still never managed to see his thievery of.

Why do bitches got to step up to the Dark Empress?

P3nT4gR4m

I'm guessing the nick wasn't chosen in the spirit of irony?

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Adios

Why the fucknugget gotta use HAWK as part of his name? I think I shall take offense.