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There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook

Started by Gordon C, August 07, 2011, 01:36:52 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
August 08, 2011, 08:52:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2011, 08:50:57 PM
I use facebook because not everyone that I want to throw up on will come to my house.   :)

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#16
August 08, 2011, 09:24:06 PM
I see a lot of people clicking "I'm Attending" and not showing up, though.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
August 08, 2011, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 08, 2011, 09:24:06 PM
I see a lot of people clicking "I'm Attending" and not showing up, though.

Yeah, but if I'm really concerned about it I can always message them to make sure.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#18
August 09, 2011, 12:05:24 AM
Troof. And after awhile you can weed out the "LOOK AT ALL THE COOL PLACES I HANG!"* people anyway.

*(who don't, really)
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Don Coyote

#19
August 09, 2011, 01:18:45 AM
No one invites me to real parties. :cry:

BadBeast

#20
August 09, 2011, 01:24:37 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 09, 2011, 01:18:45 AM
No one invites me to real parties. :cry:
Because you are "A bad, bad man"?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Epimetheus

#21
August 09, 2011, 08:20:10 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 08, 2011, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 07, 2011, 04:30:27 PM
It's like a concentrated and minimized version of real-life social interactions, translated into Internetese, without any of the fun of being with people.

So are phone calls.

Authenticity is so 90s.  8)

'Course. I have no illusions that socializing was/is any more authentic without Facebook*. Just whining about things I've noticed about it.

*It's just the next step of telecommunication. So...I guess it were the damn smoke signals that started it all! :argh!:
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Doktor Howl

#22
August 09, 2011, 02:14:28 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 09, 2011, 08:20:10 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 08, 2011, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 07, 2011, 04:30:27 PM
It's like a concentrated and minimized version of real-life social interactions, translated into Internetese, without any of the fun of being with people.

So are phone calls.

Authenticity is so 90s.  8)

'Course. I have no illusions that socializing was/is any more authentic without Facebook*. Just whining about things I've noticed about it.

*It's just the next step of telecommunication. So...I guess it were the damn smoke signals that started it all! :argh!:

Authenticity is bullshit anyway.  It is the enemy of Slack™, and the first step to hipsterist damnation.

DAMNATION, I SAY!
Molon Lube

Cain

#23
August 09, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
I was into being authentic before it was big and popular.  Now I'm all about ironic insincerity.

Doktor Howl

#24
August 09, 2011, 02:36:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
I was into being authentic before it was big and popular.  Now I'm all about ironic insincerity.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

hooplala

#25
August 09, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
I just go there for Farmville. 
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

#26
August 09, 2011, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
I just go there for Farmville. 

I let Enabler use my account to cheat at farmville.

This has the added advantage of me getting dozens of angry/disbelieving messages, when she sends out invites.
Molon Lube

hooplala

#27
August 09, 2011, 03:03:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
I just go there for Farmville. 

I let Enabler use my account to cheat at farmville.

This has the added advantage of me getting dozens of angry/disbelieving messages, when she sends out invites.

As I have always said: you, sir, are a master.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

#28
August 09, 2011, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 03:03:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
I just go there for Farmville. 

I let Enabler use my account to cheat at farmville.

This has the added advantage of me getting dozens of angry/disbelieving messages, when she sends out invites.

As I have always said: you, sir, are a master.

Where the hell have you been, anyway?
Molon Lube

hooplala

#29
August 09, 2011, 03:36:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 03:03:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
I just go there for Farmville. 

I let Enabler use my account to cheat at farmville.

This has the added advantage of me getting dozens of angry/disbelieving messages, when she sends out invites.

As I have always said: you, sir, are a master.

Where the hell have you been, anyway?

Oh, I pop in a couple times a week usually, just haven't had anything to say.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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