There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook

[cris]

please forgive my grammar.

You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you.... 

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts ^TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.

what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

[Phox]

please forgive my grammar.

You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you.... 

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts ^TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.

what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

Oh, no no no. You aren't a cunt. I'm a cunt. ECH and Dok are Horrible Cunts. You misunderstand, my friend.

If you are not a fuckface, you will be fine. However, it is VERY easy to fall for one of our incredibly crafty snares. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

what sucks is that noone cares about eachother this generation and it makes everything awkward

Which generation? Who is Noone?

the sad generation of bitches and whores kids are forced to live in. and please forgive my grammar.

I take it you're about my daughter's age.

[Doktor Howl]

im just here as a scout of some sort.

Tell your masters that the natives are restless.  Jungle drums are being played.  The porters all ran off.  

And the dramatic music is rising to a crescendo.

(PROTIP:  Never be the scout.  You always get found by the main character...Or at least your shrunken head is found.)

[cris]

please forgive my grammar.

You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you.... 

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts ^TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.

what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

Oh, no no no. You aren't a cunt. I'm a cunt. ECH and Dok are Horrible Cunts. You misunderstand, my friend.

If you are not a fuckface, you will be fine. However, it is VERY easy to fall for one of our incredibly crafty snares. 

WHY MUST ALMOST EVERY POST ON THIS SITE BE SO LOGICALLY CORRECT

[LMNO]

I'm digging on that emote.

[Doktor Howl]

please forgive my grammar.

You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you.... 

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts ^TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.

what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

At first I was thinking Poptard, but I am rethinking this.

It might be poptard (no upper case).

[Don Coyote]

please forgive my grammar.

You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you.... 

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts ^TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.

what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

Oh, no no no. You aren't a cunt. I'm a cunt. ECH and Dok are Horrible Cunts. You misunderstand, my friend.

If you are not a fuckface, you will be fine. However, it is VERY easy to fall for one of our incredibly crafty snares. 

WHY MUST ALMOST EVERY POST ON THIS SITE BE SO LOGICALLY CORRECT

Because we are Professionals^TM and SCIENTISTS^TM.

[Phox]

please forgive my grammar.

You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you.... 

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts ^TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.

what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

Oh, no no no. You aren't a cunt. I'm a cunt. ECH and Dok are Horrible Cunts. You misunderstand, my friend.

If you are not a fuckface, you will be fine. However, it is VERY easy to fall for one of our incredibly crafty snares. 

WHY MUST ALMOST EVERY POST ON THIS SITE BE SO LOGICALLY CORRECT

Because we pride ourselves on coherent rational discussion? Except me. I just poke things.  

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

please forgive my grammar.

You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you.... 

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts ^TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.

what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

At first I was thinking Poptard, but I am rethinking this.

It might be poptard (no upper case).

I think it might be our new youngest member.

[Doktor Howl]

please forgive my grammar.

You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you.... 

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts ^TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.

what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

At first I was thinking Poptard, but I am rethinking this.

It might be poptard (no upper case).

I think it might be our new youngest member.

I'll take your word for it.  My natural paranoia isn't really setting off alarm bells...I'm operating on reflex, here.  I'm in a meeting, and they think I'm taking notes on my comp, so I have to at least pretend to pay attention.

If this is who I think it is, we need to introduce her to TGG.

But I was totally right about never being the scout.  I've seen every single black & white action film ever made, and the scout ALWAYS dies, so the hero will have a dramatic "THIS is what happened to Carstairs!" moment.

[cris]

I'm digging on that emote.

its an official fizzygrizzly emote our emotes are our pride and joy

please forgive my grammar.

You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts ^TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.

what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

Oh, no no no. You aren't a cunt. I'm a cunt. ECH and Dok are Horrible Cunts. You misunderstand, my friend.

If you are not a fuckface, you will be fine. However, it is VERY easy to fall for one of our incredibly crafty snares.  

WHY MUST ALMOST EVERY POST ON THIS SITE BE SO LOGICALLY CORRECT

Because we pride ourselves on coherent rational discussion? Except me. I just poke things.  

oh well i dun'goofed. now that i know this i can stop scouting and do normal stuff.

as for scout i meant like douche who watches you play football to see if you are good enough to go to the big boy league.
not like hur im exploring a new country durrr

[BadBeast]

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

'Scout', as in covert advance party for some future raiders?  Or 'Scout' as in a Bachelor for Baden Powell?

ETA: Oh. Wowsa.

[Doktor Howl]

as for scout i meant like douche who watches you play football to see if you are good enough to go to the big boy league.

hooooboy

[Phox]

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

'Scout', as in covert advance party for some future raiders?  Or 'Scout' as in a Bachelor for Baden Powell?

ETA: Oh. Wowsa.

Judging from that last one, I would say more like "Scout" from To Kill A Mockingbird. Only younger, and more naive.

as for scout i meant like douche who watches you play football to see if you are good enough to go to the big boy league.

Aww... isn't that cute? "big boy league". That's rich. Pull the other one, it sings. 

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