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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2012, 07:07:51 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 04, 2012, 07:07:51 PM
Due to production exceeding demand, I am from now on automating my rants.  Enjoy.

Participation behind a market bank presupposes a radioactive division of labor as well as a heretic to drink oneself. The result is an estrangement from the mug of one's own demigod, a fragmentation of sickly hand and a separation of the malignant meaning of the process of sinner from the objective lazy
evaluation of the religion. A icon screws precisely through its ability to shout religion, book and insane dollar.

Or Maim Me.




" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#1
January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
Weak. 0/10. Needs more Random.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Cuddlefish

#2
January 04, 2012, 07:19:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:07:51 PM
Due to production exceeding demand, I am from now on automating my rants.  Enjoy.

Participation behind a market bank presupposes a radioactive division of labor as well as a heretic to drink oneself. The result is an estrangement from the mug of one's own demigod, a fragmentation of sickly hand and a separation of the malignant meaning of the process of sinner from the objective lazy
evaluation of the religion. A icon screws precisely through its ability to shout religion, book and insane dollar.

Or Maim Me.

This is an automated reply. Please do not respond to this message.
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A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
January 04, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
Weak. 0/10. Needs more Random.

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#4
January 04, 2012, 07:23:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
Weak. 0/10. Needs more Random.

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation

Dear The Good Reverend Roger Corporation,

I want my money back. Preferably now.

Sincerely,
ZL 'Kai' Burington
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 04, 2012, 07:24:24 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:23:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
Weak. 0/10. Needs more Random.

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation

Dear The Good Reverend Roger Corporation,

I want my money back. Preferably now.

Sincerely,
ZL 'Kai' Burington

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#6
January 04, 2012, 07:27:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:24:24 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:23:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
Weak. 0/10. Needs more Random.

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation

Dear The Good Reverend Roger Corporation,

I want my money back. Preferably now.

Sincerely,
ZL 'Kai' Burington

Dear    ZL 'Kai' Burington   :

We thank you for your input, and please know that we value your business.

Sincerely,
The Good Reverend Roger Corporation

Dear TGRR Corp.,

I will not accept form letters. I demand repayment. Thread does not deliver.

Sincerely,
Kai
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
January 04, 2012, 07:30:13 PM
Sorry, Kai.  I was testing the Catch-22 "soap chips" experiment.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#8
January 04, 2012, 07:30:33 PM
I think I found this by mistake? I was looking for the "Furious Furries For the Future" pamphlet and came across this, instead. I prefer the Furries, thanks.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Kai

#9
January 04, 2012, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:30:13 PM
Sorry, Kai.  I was testing the Catch-22 "soap chips" experiment.

Guess you found out sweet potatoes taste better plain.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
January 04, 2012, 09:01:18 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:30:13 PM
Sorry, Kai.  I was testing the Catch-22 "soap chips" experiment.

Guess you found out sweet potatoes taste better plain.

:lulz:
No, they tasted great, but everyone got sick as a dog.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#11
January 05, 2012, 12:01:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 09:01:18 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on January 04, 2012, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2012, 07:30:13 PM
Sorry, Kai.  I was testing the Catch-22 "soap chips" experiment.

Guess you found out sweet potatoes taste better plain.

:lulz:
No, they tasted great, but everyone got sick as a dog.

So they tasted good going in, but wretched going out. I see.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish
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