Rhode Island Discordians Be Counted.

[Barum]

There was a mention of thousands of  Discordians living in RI. So I figured I'd see how many were willing to declare.

[Cuddlefish]

I'm not sure exactly what you're talking about. What's a "Rhode?" 

[Disco Pickle]

RoooAAAD..   Rowd.

State does not deliver.  It's not even an island, and what do you have, like 10 islands within the borders?

We have way more than that down here and you don't see us calling our state an island. 

[Suu]

Who the fuck are you and why do I allow you to live in my Principality?

[Cuddlefish]

Plus, I'd tell you, but then I'd have to tickle you.


To death. (not so funny now, eh?)

[iarmit]

present

[Barum]

Who the fuck are you and why do I allow you to live in my Principality?

My goodness. What an ang-ry young lady you are Suu. Really. Such a mad kid...

Why do you let me live in your principality? I joined the "I Killed Feral von H." club when you could still count your age using your fingers, not the fingers you acquired as trophies.... 

You tagged my son's Godfather (Colin/Ken) in your pics from Penny Xtra Large on FaceBuk.

We've never met in person, but we have friends in common (Colin, as he used to spell it, and Cuddlefission [being the one who invited me here] being among them.), as well as being FaceBuk "acquaintances" with you.

[Suu]

Who the fuck are you and why do I allow you to live in my Principality?

My goodness. What an ang-ry young lady you are Suu. Really. Such a mad kid...

Why do you let me live in your principality? I joined the "I Killed Feral von H." club when you could still count your age using your fingers, not the fingers you acquired as trophies.... 

You tagged my son's Godfather (Colin/Ken) in your pics from Penny Xtra Large on FaceBuk.

We've never met in person, but we have friends in common (Colin, as he used to spell it, and Cuddlefission [being the one who invited me here] being among them.), as well as being FaceBuk "acquaintances" with you.

How's it going, Rob?

[Cainad (dec.)]

There was a mention of thousands of  Discordians living in RI. So I figured I'd see how many were willing to declare.

Note that by "thousands" I may have actually meant "a bit upwards of a half-dozen", which is already a higher density of Discorjans than most states.

[Suu]

And no shit, here I was, minding my business like I always do...

[Barum]

How's it going, Rob?

Not too horrible. You? Congrats on your not Pennsic dust tan.

[Eater of Clowns]

I'm close enough to Rhode Island Discordians that I can projectile shit on their state, but not close enough to smell their rancid pustules.

It would be perfect, if it wasn't New Bedford.

[Suu]

How's it going, Rob?

Not too horrible. You? Congrats on your not Pennsic dust tan.

Thanks, but I still question it's orangeness. I give it a few more days, but I've taken the loofah to it and it's still there. At least today the loofah came off almost clean.

My bathtub, on the other hand...Oh my poor bathtub!

[Barum]

I'm a big fan of bleach for bathroom cleaning... But, I think maybe one of those Calcium Lime Rust products might help after Pennsic. ( I know the bank balance thingy might hinder that...)

[Suu]

Comet got most of it up.