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Nigel, this is actually starting to get to me.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 16, 2011, 01:02:51 AM

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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Nigel on August 18, 2011, 10:46:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 18, 2011, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 18, 2011, 10:18:56 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 18, 2011, 02:42:43 PM
I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

So they don't turn sideways and fall down the hole, crushing the guy who'll actually go down there and fix shit to death.

What is this called, this grammatical structure? I've seen it twice today... I always find myself starting to do this and then going back and fixing it. I KNOW it has a name.

Dangling participle?

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Quote from: Cainad on August 19, 2011, 01:26:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 18, 2011, 10:46:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 18, 2011, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 18, 2011, 10:18:56 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 18, 2011, 02:42:43 PM
I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

So they don't turn sideways and fall down the hole, crushing the guy who'll actually go down there and fix shit to death.

What is this called, this grammatical structure? I've seen it twice today... I always find myself starting to do this and then going back and fixing it. I KNOW it has a name.

Dangling participle?

I think it is a dangling preposition.
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Quote from: Cainad on August 19, 2011, 01:26:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 18, 2011, 10:46:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 18, 2011, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 18, 2011, 10:18:56 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 18, 2011, 02:42:43 PM
I've found that with a king sized mattress the dimension is close enough to a square, that the fitted sheet fits well enough that it doesn't matter the orientation.
i don't know why they didn't just decide on an actual square when they were establishing bed sizes...

MANHOLE COVERS ARE ROUND.

WHY?

So they don't turn sideways and fall down the hole, crushing the guy who'll actually go down there and fix shit to death.

What is this called, this grammatical structure? I've seen it twice today... I always find myself starting to do this and then going back and fixing it. I KNOW it has a name.

Dangling participle?

Now I want to say "dangling particple " to the first person I run into and see if they check their zipper.
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Quote from: Khara on August 17, 2011, 05:03:03 PM
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