The completely unwanted revival of "I'm drunk, ask me anything!"

[Kai]

Go!

Drinking what?

Shitbeer and pisswine...actually, the wine wasn't that bad. The beer, however, was Corona, and awful.

That is not beer. 

Also, mixing beer & wine = pain tomorrow.

Yes, I know, but it was only four and I've been done for a while. It should be fine.

[Kai]

Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds.

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

[Don Coyote]

Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds.

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

[Kai]

How many kinds of pondkitten are there?

Enough that, even after all of your masturbating I still have more to kill.

[Doktor Howl]

How many kinds of pondkitten are there?

Enough that, even after all of your masturbating I still have more to kill.

FATALITY. 

KAI WINS.

[Doktor Howl]

This is one of the reasons I love Kai.  He can be Mr Serious for YEARS, and then BAM!  Out of nowhere, he pimp slaps a motherfucker into a coma.

[Kai]

Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds.

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

You laugh now...

[Don Coyote]

Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds.

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

You laugh now...

I suspect too much tension and/or too much force being applied.

[Kai]

Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds.

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

You laugh now...

I suspect too much tension and/or too much force being applied.

I suspect you've never had a phallus sized object up your ass.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wear are my werebeetles?

I'M FUCKING WORKING ON THEM, OKAY?

As for /wearing/ them, you need to wait for that too.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Is it too soon for an obligatory: anal?

Already got that, two weeks ago. Ask Phox. Actually, don't ask Phox. You don't want to know.

GO PHOXXY! GO GO GO!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How many kinds of pondkitten are there?

Enough that, even after all of your masturbating I still have more to kill.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds.

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

You laugh now...

I suspect too much tension and/or too much force being applied.

I suspect you've never had a phallus sized object up your ass.

INdeed.

[Don Coyote]

Thread is  and Kai is awesome.

[Don Coyote]

Sometimes, things are painful, and then not painful, and then painful at the same time as the opposite of painful. that's all I'm saying.

That is why we invented silicon based lubricating compounds.

They may lubricate, but there are only so many stretch proteins in a human body.

You laugh now...

I suspect too much tension and/or too much force being applied.

I suspect you've never had a phallus sized object up your ass.

INdeed.