Perry: Government you can TRUST.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

Then who would make your crazy?

[Cain]

Full page ad appearing in the Austin American-Statesman:

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Full page ad appearing in the Austin American-Statesman:

I love Austin. 

[Triple Zero]

That's the Star Wars font. Why ..

[Adios]

Best ad ever! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

Then who would make your crazy?

C'mon, it would be worth it just to see Phoenix freak the fuck out.

[Adios]

Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

Then who would make your crazy?

C'mon, it would be worth it just to see Phoenix freak the fuck out.

The Cartels called and have denied your kind and generous offer based on financial merit. They feel it could cost too much in their customer base to be worthwhile.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

Then who would make your crazy?

C'mon, it would be worth it just to see Phoenix freak the fuck out.

Just move the state capitol down here.  The North end of the state would instantly depopulate due to rage-induced strokes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

Then who would make your crazy?

C'mon, it would be worth it just to see Phoenix freak the fuck out.

Just move the state capitol down here.  The North end of the state would instantly depopulate due to rage-induced strokes.

I fully support this measure.

[Doktor Howl]

Warren Ellis predicted another one.

Titles that Gov. Perry helps bring to Texas' shelves include Teens with Tits Vol. 1, Teen Power Vol. 4, and Teens Never Say No.

http://www.burntorangereport.com/diary/1219/

Apparently, Mr. Christian Values bought stock in the Movie Gallery which was the largest distributor of porn in America.  

Not completely safe for work:

http://static1.firedoglake.com/35/files/2011/08/Screen-shot-2011-08-17-at-3.26.59-PM.png
http://static1.firedoglake.com/35/files/2011/08/Screen-shot-2011-08-17-at-3.58.16-PM.png

http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2011/08/17/rick-perry-porn-monger-for-president/

[Cramulus]

That's the Star Wars font. Why ..

why was that the first thing I noticed too? 

[Jenne]

Also, I really, really wish we could give Arizona and Texas back to Mexico. Maybe Southern California, too.

[Jenne]

Full page ad appearing in the Austin American-Statesman:

Also, this guy needs to just go back to the Mars planet he came from.  Apparently, Obama's done being president because he doesn't love his country, if you believe Perry's blatherings...

Perry, Dude, YOU were the one threatening secession only a couple/few years ago.

Get a fucking grip.

You know it's bad when he makes BACHMANN look like the tame, coherent one in the bunch.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Full page ad appearing in the Austin American-Statesman:

Also, this guy needs to just go back to the Mars planet he came from.  Apparently, Obama's done being president because he doesn't love his country, if you believe Perry's blatherings...

Perry, Dude, YOU were the one threatening secession only a couple/few years ago.

Get a fucking grip.

You know it's bad when he makes BACHMANN look like the tame, coherent one in the bunch.

I wonder if we should push the secessionist idea, make it a meme, call him anti-American.