Perry: Government you can TRUST.

[Cramulus]

I can't wait for somebody to ask Perry if, as president, he would let TX secede.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, to hell with it. 

[Doktor Howl]

Sorry, all.  I don't know why I got upset.  I mean, I realize that I was a little excited that Perry, Mr Christian Values, partially owns a company that produces "Barely Legal" hardcore porn, and what could be done with this.

I hadn't noticed the star wars font, which is way more important.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Sorry, all.  I don't know why I got upset.  I mean, I realize that I was a little excited that Perry, Mr Christian Values, partially owns a company that produces "Barely Legal" hardcore porn, and what could be done with this.

I hadn't noticed the star wars font, which is way more important.

I didn't notice.

I think it's awesome that he's such a hypocrite.

[Jenne]

It's sad to watch the GOP thinktankers and strategists tap dance on the Sunday morning talking bobblehead shows.  When they are asked why they aren't "satisfied" with the current round up of bozos that have thrown their clown shoes into the ring, all they can say is, "Well, we want the BEST POSSIBLE of CHOICES." 

READ:  "Dangnabbit, even though these guys are all popularist yuks, they SUCK!"

And since the GOP base gets more Tea Party illiterate by the minute and unable to tell fact from YEEHAW!, they love the show put on by the Perrys and the Bachmanns.  They are at what I call "the Devil take the hindmost" point--where it's ANYONE BUT OBAMA! time. 

And that's some DANGEROUS fucking territory to be in if you give a shit about the GOP's image. 

...clearly that's only a token few of them, however. 

[Adios]

Sorry, all.  I don't know why I got upset.  I mean, I realize that I was a little excited that Perry, Mr Christian Values, partially owns a company that produces "Barely Legal" hardcore porn, and what could be done with this.

I hadn't noticed the star wars font, which is way more important.

Not to mention that Barely Legal exploits our youth. Hey, do you suppose he is in cahoots with Bachmanns husband to get them all in rehab to pray away their porn?

[Doktor Howl]

I didn't notice.

Don't worry, nobody else noticed, either.  It's political fucking DYNAMITE, and it's being ignored on all fronts.

But nobody will fucking touch it, hell, even people here scrolled past it, and the dominionist jackass will probably be Dubya part II in 2012.

But, fuck it, I spoke up, for what it's worth.  Being talked around based on secessionist issues and a star wars font is basically par for the fucking course these days.

I'm just going to stay out of politics from this point forward.  I have to watch my blood pressure at my age.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I didn't notice.

Don't worry, nobody else noticed, either.  It's political fucking DYNAMITE, and it's being ignored on all fronts.

But nobody will fucking touch it, hell, even people here scrolled past it, and the dominionist jackass will probably be Dubya part II in 2012.

But, fuck it, I spoke up, for what it's worth.  Being talked around based on secessionist issues and a star wars font is basically par for the fucking course these days.

I'm just going to stay out of politics from this point forward.  I have to watch my blood pressure at my age.

No, what I meant was that I didn't notice the font. I noticed the ad, and I thought it was the shit.

I just figured why not do as much as possible to show him as a hypocritical loon. He's a porno-monger and a secessionist. Why not use both?

I've been getting pretty worked up over the GOP lately and I just can't fucking understand why these candidates exist. I mean, I know how we got to this point, it's just, I dunno, mindboggling at times.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Warren Ellis predicted another one.

Titles that Gov. Perry helps bring to Texas' shelves include Teens with Tits Vol. 1, Teen Power Vol. 4, and Teens Never Say No.

http://www.burntorangereport.com/diary/1219/

Apparently, Mr. Christian Values bought stock in the Movie Gallery which was the largest distributor of porn in America.  

Not completely safe for work:

http://static1.firedoglake.com/35/files/2011/08/Screen-shot-2011-08-17-at-3.26.59-PM.png
http://static1.firedoglake.com/35/files/2011/08/Screen-shot-2011-08-17-at-3.58.16-PM.png

http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2011/08/17/rick-perry-porn-monger-for-president/

HAR HAR 

Emailed and facebooked. 

[Adios]

Via his campaign's website, Governor Perry criticizes his opponent—Carole Strayhorn—claiming she, "is sadly not above exploiting child tragedies ... What a despicable thing to do." FN1.  Despicable indeed.  Yet, as a private citizen, Perry has profited from his investments in Movie Gallery, Inc—America's largest pornography distributor—a company that profits from exploitation and violence against women. FN2.

When running for Lieutenant Governor, Rick Perry combined his publicly traded stocks into a blind trust—Perry Blind Trust, Inc. FN3.  Thus, Perry's subsequent Personal Financial Statements reveal little about his stock holdings.  FN4.  However, Perry's 1995 Personal Financial Statement—the final revealing record of Perry's assets—shows that he invested in thirty-two stocks, including Movie Gallery, Inc.  FN5.  While the precise amount of the investment is not revealed, Perry listed the stock in category "B"—meaning that the stock was worth between five and ten thousand dollars.  FN6. Most of Perry's stock fell into the class "B" category.  FN7

Based in Dothan, Alabama, Movie Gallery boasts being the second largest North American home-entertainment specialty retailer after Blockbuster; Movie Gallery has more than 4700 stores located in all fifty states, Mexico, and Canada.  FN8.  Movie Gallery is also both the largest distributor of pornography in America and the only major retail chain to sell pornography in its flagship stores.  FN9.

http://www.burntorangereport.com/diary/1219/

Some are noticing Dok. Some are.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I didn't notice.

Don't worry, nobody else noticed, either.  It's political fucking DYNAMITE, and it's being ignored on all fronts.

But nobody will fucking touch it, hell, even people here scrolled past it, and the dominionist jackass will probably be Dubya part II in 2012.

But, fuck it, I spoke up, for what it's worth.  Being talked around based on secessionist issues and a star wars font is basically par for the fucking course these days.

I'm just going to stay out of politics from this point forward.  I have to watch my blood pressure at my age.

I didn't.

I got up and DANCED.  

Also note the "Bareback Bisexuals" from Mr. No Gay Rights.  

[Doktor Howl]

No, what I meant was that I didn't notice the font. I noticed the ad, and I thought it was the shit.

That's what everyone else noticed, too.

When I realized the media wasn't going to carry the porn story, I knew - right down in my gonads - who the next president will be.  Because people get a good laugh at a poster like that, and then stop caring.  My money says that Perry's people were actually behind that poster, to preempt any accusations as people making shit up based on the poster.  And Perry's fans, and the country in general, either support or don't care about Perry's secessionist rambling.

So we'll wind up with a  dominionist president.  Whee!

Which is no more than this country full of fucking morons deserves.  

[Doktor Howl]

Some are noticing Dok. Some are.

Yeah.  Show me one (1) major media outlet covering this.  It ain't exactly breaking news.

[Elder Iptuous]

If the Movie Gallery stock ownership were pushed, i think a lot of people might see that and think, "well, hell. I rented movies from Hollywood Video all the time when they were around and i don't think I am hypocritical just because i didn't know that the company that owned it also distributed pornography..."
So, it may come across as grabbing at straws to some?

Do you know whether, since the 2006 date of this article, anyone has shown that Perry was aware of the conflict between his stock ownership and his supposed values?

[Adios]

If the Movie Gallery stock ownership were pushed, i think a lot of people might see that and think, "well, hell. I rented movies from Hollywood Video all the time when they were around and i don't think I am hypocritical just because i didn't know that the company that owned it also distributed pornography..."
So, it may come across as grabbing at straws to some?

Do you know whether, since the 2006 date of this article, anyone has shown that Perry was aware of the conflict between his stock ownership and his supposed values?

Are you serious? Suggesting that he doesn't know where his investments are? people like can quote you chapter and verse from memory where every cent is.