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Perry: Government you can TRUST.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 17, 2011, 06:33:50 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#75
August 22, 2011, 09:09:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 22, 2011, 07:55:28 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 22, 2011, 07:52:34 PM
Imagine, Rick Perry and your daughter...

Naw.  Use one of the bisexual covers...

Imagine, Rick Perry paying for your daughter to sleep with these guys.

:x

jesus....  :cry:


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#76
August 22, 2011, 11:10:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 22, 2011, 07:55:28 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 22, 2011, 07:52:34 PM
Imagine, Rick Perry and your daughter...

Naw.  Use one of the bisexual covers...

Imagine, Rick Perry paying for your daughter to sleep with these guys.

LETHAL. This could help after all.
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Doktor Howl

#77
August 22, 2011, 11:17:14 PM
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#78
August 22, 2011, 11:20:49 PM
Priceless.  :mrgreen:
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Doktor Howl

#79
August 22, 2011, 11:23:14 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 11:20:49 PM
Priceless.  :mrgreen:

More on the pron thing:

QuoteThe revelation is particularly embarrassing for the Republican candidate as the company was boycotted by the American Family Association, which hosted Mr Perry's high-profile prayer rally in Houston a week before he kicked off his campaign.

In potentially even more damaging allegations, Mr Perry is accused of signing into law bills that could have benefitted the pornography distributor.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2028353/Rick-Perry-comes-investment-Americas-largest-pornography-distributor.html#ixzz1VnbYiLiZ


(Yes, there are better sources, that was just the first hit.)
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Doktor Howl

#80
August 22, 2011, 11:33:12 PM
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Don Coyote

#81
August 23, 2011, 01:48:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 22, 2011, 07:55:28 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 22, 2011, 07:52:34 PM
Imagine, Rick Perry and your daughter...

Naw.  Use one of the bisexual covers...

Imagine, Rick Perry paying for your daughter to sleep with these guys.

Without protection.

It did say, "bareback bisexuals" yes?

Freeky

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August 23, 2011, 04:15:28 AM Last Edit: August 23, 2011, 04:19:23 AM by Jenkem and SPACE/TIME

Anna Mae Bollocks

#84
August 23, 2011, 08:51:05 AM
It's almost 3:00 am here in Texas, and anything I post there stays up about three minutes.  :argh!:
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deadfong

#85
August 23, 2011, 01:53:59 PM
I don't know how much good playing up the hypocrisy angle is going to do.  This is the religious right we're talking about.  They have no shame, and seemingly cannot be shamed.  The only way the porn angle would have any traction against him at all within the religious base is if he himself starred in Barebacking Bisexuals.

A better bet, I think, is dredging up all the corrupt backroom financial deals, and to point out that Perry really wants to end Social Security.  Even when his campaign tries to disavow his book, Perry himself keeps referencing it in stump speeches.  Get that in front of GOP voters in the primaries and he won't make it through.

(Though I fear even all of this won't be enough.  There were too many people who seemed to like George W., and Perry projects the same personality.)

Doktor Howl

#86
August 23, 2011, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: deadfong on August 23, 2011, 01:53:59 PM
I don't know how much good playing up the hypocrisy angle is going to do.  This is the religious right we're talking about.  They have no shame, and seemingly cannot be shamed.  The only way the porn angle would have any traction against him at all within the religious base is if he himself starred in Barebacking Bisexuals.

A better bet, I think, is dredging up all the corrupt backroom financial deals, and to point out that Perry really wants to end Social Security.  Even when his campaign tries to disavow his book, Perry himself keeps referencing it in stump speeches.  Get that in front of GOP voters in the primaries and he won't make it through.

(Though I fear even all of this won't be enough.  There were too many people who seemed to like George W., and Perry projects the same personality.)

I get the same feeling in my testicles about Perry that I had when George W Bush announced he was looking into running, back in 1999.  It makes no fucking sense, but I can smell the Doom & failure coming.
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Luna

#87
August 23, 2011, 02:04:01 PM
I occasionally wonder if the whole purpose behind throwing Palin and Bachmann in our faces is to make the REAL candidate (Perry or someone else) look sane and reasonable...
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#88
August 23, 2011, 03:25:19 PM
Oh quite probably. Palin can no longer be considered a serious contender and bachmann is basically a palin clone.
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#89
August 23, 2011, 03:26:19 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 23, 2011, 03:25:19 PM
Oh quite probably. Palin can no longer be considered a serious contender and bachmann is basically a palin clone.

Hell, remove the veneer and they are all exactly the same.
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