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Perry: Government you can TRUST.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 17, 2011, 06:33:50 PM

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Triple Zero

#315
September 17, 2011, 01:12:45 PM


tell me when this is getting too easy.
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Telarus

#316
September 17, 2011, 08:38:09 PM
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Luna

#317
September 17, 2011, 09:26:37 PM
QuoteWhile Rick Perry has been touting his record of creating jobs in Texas as a key reason he'd make a great president, it turns out employment numbers aren't so peachy in his homestate either.

NBC's Michael Isikoff reports that the Texas unemployment rate "increased to 8.5% in August — the highest level in more than 24 years and more than twice the rate when Perry took office in December 2000."

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/09/rick-perrys-texas-hits-highest-unemployment-percentage-in-24-years.php
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#318
September 18, 2011, 01:09:47 AM
Jobs? In Texas?

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Luna

#319
September 18, 2011, 12:05:27 PM Last Edit: September 18, 2011, 03:28:03 PM by Luna
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
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deadfong

#320
September 19, 2011, 04:09:03 PM
I don't know that being called out on lies - at least, these kinds of lies - will do much to sink any politician in this day and age.  Most voters don't know how Social Security, or most economic issues really, work.

I think the mandatory promiscuity injection - I mean, HPV vaccine - will do more to hurt him with the morally conservative wing of Republican primary voters. 

Not saying don't hype up his Social Security bullshit, but teh sex tends to grab more attention.

Doktor Howl

#321
September 19, 2011, 05:57:59 PM
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#322
September 19, 2011, 06:00:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 19, 2011, 05:57:59 PM


BEST. WOMP. IN. THE. HISTORY. OF. WESTERN. CIVILIZATION. *yoink*  :lulz:
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#323
September 19, 2011, 06:01:50 PM
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Luna

#324
September 19, 2011, 06:33:16 PM


Oh, Gawd...
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#325
September 19, 2011, 06:44:41 PM
Soundtrack (thanks for suggesting that, Phoxy!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKB4S1Vf3oY&feature=fvwrel
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#326
September 19, 2011, 07:01:25 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#327
September 19, 2011, 07:14:48 PM
That was from the user "OhMy!" at Capitol Grilling.

They seem to have taken up the habit. 

:lulz:
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Jenne

#328
September 19, 2011, 08:15:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 19, 2011, 05:57:59 PM


So yoinked.  So spread througout the universe.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#329
September 19, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 19, 2011, 07:14:48 PM
That was from the user "OhMy!" at Capitol Grilling.

They seem to have taken up the habit. 

:lulz:

IT'S SPREADING LIKE A DISEASE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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