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The Litany Against PANCE

Started by Don Coyote, August 20, 2011, 07:09:06 AM

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Don Coyote

August 20, 2011, 07:09:06 AM
I must not wear pance.
Pance is the mind-prolapser.
Pance is the SPACE/TIME that brings total libidoation.
I will remove my pance.
I will permit it to pass off me and on the floor.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the pance has gone there will be horror.
Only I will remain.

Nephew Twiddleton

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August 20, 2011, 08:31:37 AM
Not sure if Dune is defiled or improved here....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

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August 20, 2011, 08:36:31 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 20, 2011, 08:31:37 AM
Not sure if Dune is defiled or improved here....

Fremen in kilts?

Luna

#3
August 20, 2011, 12:53:24 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

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August 20, 2011, 05:11:11 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 20, 2011, 08:36:31 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 20, 2011, 08:31:37 AM
Not sure if Dune is defiled or improved here....

Fremen in kilts?

But the moisture loss! It's not stillsuit appropriate!

/nerd rage
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

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August 20, 2011, 09:41:09 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 20, 2011, 05:11:11 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 20, 2011, 08:36:31 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 20, 2011, 08:31:37 AM
Not sure if Dune is defiled or improved here....

Fremen in kilts?

But the moisture loss! It's not stillsuit appropriate!

/nerd rage

:lulz:
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