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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Gordon C, August 07, 2011, 01:36:52 AM

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Triple Zero

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August 14, 2011, 01:35:06 PM
Sure thing, easy enough because you can nest them. It's not like the generator knows the difference between verbs and nouns. I'll have to change the code a bit to put it online and you can play with it.

$noun = {idiot|moron|asshole}
$adjective = {stupid|braindead|stinking}
$verb = {fuck|shit|suck|piss|get{ anally | }raped by}
$thing = {rusty nail|cancerous kitten|eigthy year old Michelle Bachman lookalike}

$insult = {Go $verb a# $thing, you $adjective $noun|You're so $adjective, you $verb $thing+s}{!|!!|!!!|!!!!}



Cram, did you try archive.org? Who knows maybe ArchiveBot indexed those forums?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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#166
August 14, 2011, 05:41:35 PM
My friend Steven Frank had a random insult generator on the web for a while. Sadly, like so many of his awesome projects, he got bored with it and eventually let it expire.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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