The Unlimited Atlantic Hurricane Season Fread

[Cain]

http://www.wunderground.com/

Just thought I'd point you all towards the Weather Underground website (yes, that is their actual name).

[Adios]

No wonder I'm freezing my ass off, it's only 48 degrees here.

[Suu]

I use Wunderground a lot, but they use most of NOAA's information.

My personal fave tracking site is www.stormpulse.com

[Cain]

Until a terrorist group calls themselves Stormplus it just wont be the same 

[Suu]

Yeah, true.

[East Coast Hustle]

Katia is gonna miss me completely.

This, of course, is why the universe has decided to form another one off of Cape Verde.

[Adios]

Katia is gonna miss me completely.

This, of course, is why the universe has decided to form another one off of Cape Verde.

You can run, but you can't hide.

[Suu]

Katia is gonna miss me completely.

This, of course, is why the universe has decided to form another one off of Cape Verde.

I'm calling Gulf beeliner. Just 'cause we haven't seen one in a while, and I want to torture my parents just like they tortured me with Irene.

[East Coast Hustle]

Oh, I can run.

It's just that if this thing forms up and takes the traditional track I'll be running the exact wrong way.

On the other hand, it's written into our contracts that if we've already started the contract and are threatened by a tropical system and have to run for a safe port, the clients have to pay us the full rate for the additional days, so I might actually come out ahead on this one. You know, aside from a few days of violent seasickness.

[East Coast Hustle]

Katia is gonna miss me completely.

This, of course, is why the universe has decided to form another one off of Cape Verde.

I'm calling Gulf beeliner. Just 'cause we haven't seen one in a while, and I want to torture my parents just like they tortured me with Irene.

It might already be too far north for that, by the looks of things. I'm calling a "skirt Puerto Rico, destroy Haiti again, nail the western Bahamas (that's me!), and wipe West Palm off the map" type deal.

[Suu]

Or, we could have another Andrew on our hands, the pinky finger of God trying to separate Miami-Dade from the rest of Florida. Again.

[Adios]

Oh, I can run.

It's just that if this thing forms up and takes the traditional track I'll be running the exact wrong way.

On the other hand, it's written into our contracts that if we've already started the contract and are threatened by a tropical system and have to run for a safe port, the clients have to pay us the full rate for the additional days, so I might actually come out ahead on this one. You know, aside from a few days of violent seasickness.

I have a mental image of you on the ships mast Lt. Dan style yelling at god during the worst of the storm.

[East Coast Hustle]

We don't have a mast, but I could totally climb the crane and do that.

[East Coast Hustle]

Fuck me. It's headed right for STT and the Bahamas.

Just did the math. It's gonna force us to run for a safe port. Otherwise, on our planned heading and schedule, we will be right in the eye of it next tuesday night or wednesday morning.

[Suu]

What? 14? Yeah, that's gonna get ugly. Katia is done. Stick a fork in her, she's hitting the stream and going to flood England.