The Unlimited Atlantic Hurricane Season Fread

Started by Suu, August 23, 2011, 02:23:49 AM

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 08, 2011, 07:29:47 PM
I'm off to take a rank noob round Loch Lomond for 4 days and a spot of storm-force would make the trip a total peach!  :evil:

That's some amazing use of the Queen's English, right there.
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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 08, 2011, 07:29:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 08, 2011, 02:09:16 PM
This is why you should vote Ron Paul.  He's all about Letters of Marque.  I bet I could convince him to give me a Letter of Marque to fight Prince Phillip, if I put enough libertarian lunacy into the letter.

Also, Katia is on direct route to Scotland, but will probably just be a very large storm by the time it arrives.  Besides, no-one would be able to tell if a hurricane had hit Scotland.  "Oh, its wet, windy, rainy and people are stocking up on food and boarding up their windows because of a tropical storm?  I thought it was an Old Firm match".

Please tell me this will be hitting us from the 19th - 22nd I'm off to take a rank noob round Loch Lomond for 4 days and a spot of storm-force would make the trip a total peach!  :evil:

Twisted thy name is P3nT4gR4m   :lulz:

LMNO

KATIA'S COMING RIGHT FOR THE EAST COAST! 



PROVIDENCE IS GOING TO BE -- CLOUDY.  ALL DAY.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Khara on September 08, 2011, 07:48:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 08, 2011, 07:29:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 08, 2011, 02:09:16 PM
This is why you should vote Ron Paul.  He's all about Letters of Marque.  I bet I could convince him to give me a Letter of Marque to fight Prince Phillip, if I put enough libertarian lunacy into the letter.

Also, Katia is on direct route to Scotland, but will probably just be a very large storm by the time it arrives.  Besides, no-one would be able to tell if a hurricane had hit Scotland.  "Oh, its wet, windy, rainy and people are stocking up on food and boarding up their windows because of a tropical storm?  I thought it was an Old Firm match".

Please tell me this will be hitting us from the 19th - 22nd I'm off to take a rank noob round Loch Lomond for 4 days and a spot of storm-force would make the trip a total peach!  :evil:

Twisted thy name is P3nT4gR4m   :lulz:

It's all about the expression on their little faces :lulz:

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 09, 2011, 01:35:29 PM
KATIA'S COMING RIGHT FOR THE EAST COAST! 



PROVIDENCE IS GOING TO BE -- CLOUDY.  ALL DAY.

And this is new...how?

We haven't seen the sun in the better part of a week thanks to Lee, and how we have her bands.  :argh!:

I bet the surf is killer right now because of where she is, though. Fortunately, even if she extrapolates, which is rare, she's going to Nova Scotia.
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To be honest, I was poking a bit of fun at the "OMG HURRI-MURDER-RAPE-ICANE" people.

"Katia's heading up the East Coast!  She's right the fuck next to us!  Everybody horde food!  It's gonna get CLOUDY up in this bitch!"

Suu

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 09, 2011, 03:23:22 PM
To be honest, I was poking a bit of fun at the "OMG HURRI-MURDER-RAPE-ICANE" people.

"Katia's heading up the East Coast!  She's right the fuck next to us!  Everybody horde food!  It's gonna get CLOUDY up in this bitch!"

There are way too many fucking idiots here. Seriously. I want a loaf of bread so I can make grilled cheese, damnit. I don't want it to horde through a flyby.

One of these days, we're gonna get hit with a really fucking nasty storm. I'll have my house full of bottled water, rice, and cans...and the rest of New England is going to have spoiled milk and moldy bread, and then have to resort to cannibalism for the whole week it will take for the power to come back on.

...I will also have a 12 gauge.
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We were supposed to get nice weather from some high pressure area related to your Irene hurricane.

But instead we got days and days of rain.

And not nice rain, or I mean, reasonable rain, noooooo we got soaking wet in 20 seconds like a fucking shower out there zillions of mega hyper rain.

Well it's dry now.

But everything is wet.

And something's leaking through the upper neighbours balcony. Leaked on top of my clothes that hung out to dry!!! (Yeah I hung them out to dry in a fucking ultra rain gigashower but it never actually really blows much inside my balcony for some reason except when the fucking upper balcony starts dripping through the fucking concrete goddamnit my pance were soaked)
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It's certainly...(barf)...nice of Katia...(barf)....to have left those...(barf)....16-20 foot swells behind.

Should lay down to 4-7 feet by late tonight, but sweet jesus it sucks right now.
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Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 10, 2011, 12:32:28 AM
It's certainly...(barf)...nice of Katia...(barf)....to have left those...(barf)....16-20 foot swells behind.

Should lay down to 4-7 feet by late tonight, but sweet jesus it sucks right now.

Oooh, that does NOT sound like fun.
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Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 10, 2011, 12:32:28 AM
It's certainly...(barf)...nice of Katia...(barf)....to have left those...(barf)....16-20 foot swells behind.

Should lay down to 4-7 feet by late tonight, but sweet jesus it sucks right now.

Remember, you signed up for that.
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East Coast Hustle

The way I see it, I used to spend just as much time throwing up when I worked in a restaurant, it was just for different reasons.

Now I get paid alot more to throw up and don't have to destroy my liver in the process.

I wonder how much of the 40 pounds I've lost since February is from diet and exercise and how much is from inadvertent bulemia. :lulz:
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Suu

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It's due to hit Britain tomorrow afternoon with winds of 85-90 mph.
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Quote from: BadBeast on September 10, 2011, 08:23:29 PM
It's due to hit Britain tomorrow afternoon with winds of 85-90 mph.

Katia?

She's scheduled to hit Scotland in a few days, not tomorrow.
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