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Chesire man calls police for help, they kill him.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 24, 2011, 01:38:19 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:25:56 PM
Remember what happened to Smiley Culture? They didn't even bother to make up the usual ridiculously facile scenario, just said that he "Stabbed himself in the heart" on the pretext of "making a cup of tea", while they were in the other room. Conducting a drug search.
To be honest, I thought it might have kicked off then. Seems it just turned the heat up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smiley_Culture

Jesus H Christ.
Molon Lube

BadBeast

Yeah.
"Following his death, there was a large nonviolent march to Scotland Yard, but the event was little reported"

Peaceful protest, is like Alcohol free beer, or De-caff. Ultimately pointless.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Doktor Howl

Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:59:35 PM
Yeah.
"Following his death, there was a large nonviolent march to Scotland Yard, but the event was little reported"

Peaceful protest, is like Alcohol free beer, or De-caff. Ultimately pointless.

Fact.

Also, your "independent commission" seems to be another way of saying "piss off, we'll kill whomever we like".
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:04:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:59:35 PM
Yeah.
"Following his death, there was a large nonviolent march to Scotland Yard, but the event was little reported"

Peaceful protest, is like Alcohol free beer, or De-caff. Ultimately pointless.

Fact.

Also, your "independent commission" seems to be another way of saying "piss off, we'll kill whomever we like".

Heh! You got uk culture well sussed. Do not try to reason with or negotiate. They're filth and you're in their enclosure, just like at the safari park. Stay well clear and you might make it out alive.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 06:11:49 PM
Gotta admit I can understand why a copper would be a cunt. If I put myself in their position, day in, day out, taking tons of shite off the scum of the earth I'd prolly be inclined to club first and ask questions later but I couldn't give a shit about the reasons, same as I couldn't give a shit about why the scum of the earth are like they are. I'm much more interested in the now. When I have to walk past a copper or a crowd of fuckheads I hate them in equal measure. Ironically it's the public I tend to have to be more careful with. I don't have a problem with a riot van turning up and clubbing to death a crowd of neds. I'd do it myself if I thought I could get away with it. There's filthy fucking animals on both sides of the badge.

You scare me a little, and I am normally fearless.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 07:07:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:04:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:59:35 PM
Yeah.
"Following his death, there was a large nonviolent march to Scotland Yard, but the event was little reported"

Peaceful protest, is like Alcohol free beer, or De-caff. Ultimately pointless.

Fact.

Also, your "independent commission" seems to be another way of saying "piss off, we'll kill whomever we like".

Heh! You got uk culture well sussed. Do not try to reason with or negotiate. They're filth and you're in their enclosure, just like at the safari park. Stay well clear and you might make it out alive.

See, I've always had a fairly positive experience with British police...But I was a visitor, and the police there are apparently very careful to not hassle visitors/tourists.  Oh, no, it's the jolly bobbie for us.

But I know cops, for obvious reasons, and I was never fooled.  This recent mess, however, was a bit of a shock.  You suddenly turned into Los Angeles.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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Doktor Howl

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:12:01 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 07:07:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 07:04:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 06:59:35 PM
Yeah.
"Following his death, there was a large nonviolent march to Scotland Yard, but the event was little reported"

Peaceful protest, is like Alcohol free beer, or De-caff. Ultimately pointless.

Fact.

Also, your "independent commission" seems to be another way of saying "piss off, we'll kill whomever we like".

Heh! You got uk culture well sussed. Do not try to reason with or negotiate. They're filth and you're in their enclosure, just like at the safari park. Stay well clear and you might make it out alive.

See, I've always had a fairly positive experience with British police...But I was a visitor, and the police there are apparently very careful to not hassle visitors/tourists.  Oh, no, it's the jolly bobbie for us.

But I know cops, for obvious reasons, and I was never fooled.  This recent mess, however, was a bit of a shock.  You suddenly turned into Los Angeles.

They're just people. That's the problem (if you allow it to be one) They ain't bastions of law and order, fighting for truth and justice or any bullshit like that. Just a bunch of muppets paid to do a job and that's why it's entirely up to you how they treat you. If you're sketchy then their job is to stop you. If, however, you seem cool then their job is to protect you from sketchy cunts. I treat them like anyone else who's wages I pay. Polite, respectful and friendly. They never give me shit. Even when I'm drunk and disorderly and they pull me up and tell me to secure my shit. I'm nice as pie. If it ends up with a trip to bed and breakfast I'll be the one who's handed a couple of smokes in the cell, while I'm listening to arseholes screaming abuse and demanding cigarettes.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

BadBeast

Pent's certainly on TCM here. Thing is, it takes a long time to discover where it's parked in the first place, and many people don't even get to know about it's existence.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Pent's certainly on TCM here. Thing is, it takes a long time to discover where it's parked in the first place, and many people don't even get to know about it's existence.

Fuck yeah. I grew up in a town where all the legends were the ones who'd stabbed the enemy in the fucking eye. I was one of the few who figured out that all the legends were in jail so I put 2 and 2 together and came to the conclusion that fighting the fuckers was not going to make me wealthy.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Pent's certainly on TCM here. Thing is, it takes a long time to discover where it's parked in the first place, and many people don't even get to know about it's existence.

But I thought Scots were only arrested when they got sober.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 08:26:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Pent's certainly on TCM here. Thing is, it takes a long time to discover where it's parked in the first place, and many people don't even get to know about it's existence.

But I thought Scots were only arrested when they got sober.

Not quite. The whole reason the police were invented was to try and prevent scots getting drunk in the first place. John peel would have been better of learning history's lesson - the Romans ended up just giving up and building a wall.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 08:26:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Pent's certainly on TCM here. Thing is, it takes a long time to discover where it's parked in the first place, and many people don't even get to know about it's existence.

But I thought Scots were only arrested when they got sober.

Not quite. The whole reason the police were invented was to try and prevent scots getting drunk in the first place. John peel would have been better of learning history's lesson - the Romans ended up just giving up and building a wall.

:lulz:

Priceless!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 25, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 08:26:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 25, 2011, 07:47:10 PM
Pent's certainly on TCM here. Thing is, it takes a long time to discover where it's parked in the first place, and many people don't even get to know about it's existence.

But I thought Scots were only arrested when they got sober.

Not quite. The whole reason the police were invented was to try and prevent scots getting drunk in the first place. John peel would have been better of learning history's lesson - the Romans ended up just giving up and building a wall.

Was he related to Robert Peel?
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