Joseph- A very questionable Wizard

[Doktor Howl]

This thread ruined my PD experience.

So sorry, Mr. Howl. If you still have the receipt we can check to see if your PD Experience is still under warranty.

When I first got it, BGP poop came out, as advertised.  Now, I power it up and hit start, and dogshit falls out of my screen onto my desk.

Not sure what to tell you, sir, but it's clearly the fault of the maintenance department. I'll call them in for a meeting right away.

Look, I just want my money back.  I don't want to deal with your maint...hello?  HELLO?

[Cainad (dec.)]

This thread ruined my PD experience.

So sorry, Mr. Howl. If you still have the receipt we can check to see if your PD Experience is still under warranty.

When I first got it, BGP poop came out, as advertised.  Now, I power it up and hit start, and dogshit falls out of my screen onto my desk.

Not sure what to tell you, sir, but it's clearly the fault of the maintenance department. I'll call them in for a meeting right away.

Look, I just want my money back.  I don't want to deal with your maint...hello?  HELLO?

Please hold, your call is important to us. A live representative will be with you shortly. Also, go piss up a rope.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av3e

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.

[Don Coyote]

I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.

A vibrating goldien apple?

[P3nT4gR4m]

I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.

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[Doktor Howl]

I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.

 approves of him making a buck off of suckers.  No problem there.

It's just that he has a malfunctioning sense of humor, in that he tries to explain away the dichotomies that make the funny, in an effort to either make himself look smart or because the spiders in his head force him to do it.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Not to mention he's boring and annoying and a PITA 

And has basically admitted to cheeto stains on his staff.....

WHO TOLD YOU I Like Cheetos?  Who sent you?  Do I owe them money?  also PROTIP: NEVER polish a staff after eating the Flaming Hot variety... they weren't kidding. 

[Doktor Howl]

Not to mention he's boring and annoying and a PITA 

PITA?

[P3nT4gR4m]

ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.


*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Not to mention he's boring and annoying and a PITA 

PITA?

Pain in the ass?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.

 approves of him making a buck off of suckers.  No problem there.

It's just that he has a malfunctioning sense of humor, in that he tries to explain away the dichotomies that make the funny, in an effort to either make himself look smart or because the spiders in his head force him to do it.

My money's on the spiders.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.


*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!

[Doktor Howl]

ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.


*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!

wat

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.


*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!

wat

That thread the other day when someone said "we" and it started a bit of a shitstorm, I am having a vague recollection.....

[Doktor Howl]

ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.


*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!

wat

That thread the other day when someone said "we" and it started a bit of a shitstorm, I am having a vague recollection.....

wat