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Started by The Wizard Joseph, August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#270
September 01, 2011, 04:19:56 PM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Wizard Joseph

#271
September 01, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Alright, I'm over it.  This thread is pure bile and it's gonna stay that way.  Might as well roll with it now.

If you want me to take a post seriously DO NOT POST HERE.
I won't even kind of deal seriously any more.  Insult me, and I'll consider it a compliment to insult back.  It better be good though or I shall ignore it entirely.

I WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.

But only here, on this thread.  Otherwise it's just not going to be any good.  Nope, just no good at all.  :lulz:

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

P3nT4gR4m

#273
September 01, 2011, 09:16:45 PM
Look man, it aint complicated or a test or anything, you're an asshole. We don't like you. Fuck off pls.  :argh!:


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mangrove

#274
September 01, 2011, 09:45:35 PM
I read the first 5 or 6 pages and just jumped ahead to here. I'm not missing anything am I?
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Luna

#275
September 01, 2011, 10:48:15 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 01, 2011, 09:45:35 PM
I read the first 5 or 6 pages and just jumped ahead to here. I'm not missing anything am I?

Not really.  More of the same.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

#276
September 02, 2011, 12:24:39 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 01, 2011, 09:16:45 PM
Look man, it aint complicated or a test or anything, you're an asshole. We don't like you. Fuck off pls.  :argh!:



Nonsense. Every post that has ever been made or ever will be made on PD is about him. That's how much we care.

Freeky

#277
September 02, 2011, 01:39:38 AM
QuoteI WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.

:facepalm:

Phox

#278
September 02, 2011, 01:44:56 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Alright, I'm over it.  This thread is pure bile and it's gonna stay that way.  Might as well roll with it now.

If you want me to take a post seriously DO NOT POST HERE.
I won't even kind of deal seriously any more.  Insult me, and I'll consider it a compliment to insult back.  It better be good though or I shall ignore it entirely.

I WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.

But only here, on this thread.  Otherwise it's just not going to be any good.  Nope, just no good at all.  :lulz:


Remember when I called you a biped? Yeah, no, I take it back.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#279
September 02, 2011, 02:50:53 AM
I think he may be trying to say, in an extremely stupid way, that we should ignore this thread.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

#280
September 02, 2011, 02:54:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 02:50:53 AM
I think he may be trying to say, in an extremely stupid way, that we should ignore this thread.
Doesn't matter, I have revoked his biped status.

Doktor Phox,
Had high hopes for this one....

Epimetheus

#281
September 02, 2011, 03:38:46 AM
:monkeydance:

^ Does monkey count as biped when it dances?
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Phox

#282
September 02, 2011, 03:40:43 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 02, 2011, 03:38:46 AM
:monkeydance:

^ Does monkey count as biped when it dances?
No. It counts as pseudo-bipedal. Which I, shamefully, fell for the first time.

Cain

#283
September 02, 2011, 06:14:02 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 02:50:53 AM
I think he may be trying to say, in an extremely stupid way, that we should ignore this thread.

Those being the most important words in the sentence.

I would tell Joseph at this point that attacking everyone and lumping them into his argument is likely only to make things worse and massively decrease the chances of anyone leaving the thread, but quite frankly, if he isn't already aware of that, he's probably too stupid to be let outside without supervision.

Epimetheus

#284
September 02, 2011, 06:16:36 AM
I'm ignoring whatever it is he's doing.
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