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Started by Doktor Howl, August 24, 2011, 06:45:40 PM

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Doktor Howl

August 24, 2011, 06:45:40 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING.

AND I WILL SHIT ON YOU.
Molon Lube

Salty

#1
August 24, 2011, 06:47:27 PM
Is hope just around the corner?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Don Coyote

#2
August 24, 2011, 06:47:58 PM
Why don't people hate me?

Doktor Howl

#3
August 24, 2011, 06:48:31 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 24, 2011, 06:47:27 PM
Is hope just around the corner?

:owned3:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#4
August 24, 2011, 06:48:48 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 24, 2011, 06:47:58 PM
Why don't people hate me?

Which people?

:owned3:
Molon Lube

Dimocritus

#5
August 24, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
Why do the people I know IRL hate me?

and

Who is driving car?
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

P3nT4gR4m

#6
August 24, 2011, 07:46:19 PM
Why doesn't someone just walk up to me in the street and hand me a fucking minigun :x

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

#7
August 24, 2011, 08:09:59 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 24, 2011, 07:32:48 PM
Why do the people I know IRL hate me?

and

Who is driving car?

You are an Italian, so they think you're going to kill them with an icepick.

and

LMNO is driving car.  Mr Chop & Mr Scratch are in back seat.

:owned3:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#8
August 24, 2011, 08:11:02 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2011, 07:46:19 PM
Why doesn't someone just walk up to me in the street and hand me a fucking minigun :x

People don't trust Scotsmen with anything more dangerous than Cheese Wiz.

Dok,
Would keep the Cheese Wiz away from you, come to think about it.

:owned3:
Molon Lube

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#9
August 24, 2011, 11:31:17 PM
Does the poop come out of your neck?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Doktor Howl

#10
August 25, 2011, 12:09:22 AM
Quote from: Net (existing) on August 24, 2011, 11:31:17 PM
Does the poop come out of your neck?

When all of my orifices are otherwise occupied, yes.

:owned3:
Molon Lube

Eve Hill

#11
August 25, 2011, 12:20:01 AM
Do you serve the poop shaken or stirred?

Doktor Howl

#12
August 25, 2011, 12:21:45 AM
Quote from: Eve Hill on August 25, 2011, 12:20:01 AM
Do you serve the poop shaken or stirred?

SHAKEN.  IT'S LENA'S JOB TO STIR IT.

:owned3:
Molon Lube

Eve Hill

#13
August 25, 2011, 12:25:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 12:21:45 AM
Quote from: Eve Hill on August 25, 2011, 12:20:01 AM
Do you serve the poop shaken or stirred?

SHAKEN.  IT'S LENA'S JOB TO STIR IT.

:owned3:

  :lol:

Freeky

#14
August 25, 2011, 01:07:47 AM
I for one am ashamed that a thread such as this exists on my internets.  Children post here, for smurf's sake! 

You should all be ashamed of yourselves for using such language and inuendos.  I'ma go tell the admins!
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