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Started by Doktor Howl, August 25, 2011, 04:36:25 AM

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August 25, 2011, 04:36:25 AM
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
August 25, 2011, 05:27:28 AM
HAR HAAAAAAAR HE'S A  FUCKIN AGGIE  :lulz:

Also, he probably made bestial teenage bisexual porn with Reveille.
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August 25, 2011, 11:47:31 AM
This is a real person? It's not some character from the new John Hughes movie?

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#3
August 26, 2011, 01:57:05 AM
What is it with male cheerleaders in America?  I mean, what is their purpose?  It can't be, like female cheerleaders, to be eye candy for members of the opposite sex (and teh homos) in the crowd since, well, just look at him.  And Bush Jr, for that matter (though admittedly not having blood dripping from his hands during his cheerleader days is an improvement).

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August 26, 2011, 02:06:18 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2011, 01:57:05 AM
What is it with male cheerleaders in America?  I mean, what is their purpose?  It can't be, like female cheerleaders, to be eye candy for members of the opposite sex (and teh homos) in the crowd since, well, just look at him.  And Bush Jr, for that matter (though admittedly not having blood dripping from his hands during his cheerleader days is an improvement).
Perhaps a swing at gender (in)equality?

Anna Mae Bollocks

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August 26, 2011, 03:02:42 AM
It's not everywhere in america.

Except maybe at the powderpuff games.  :p

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#6
August 26, 2011, 03:11:54 AM
yeah.
male cheerleaders are a joke in the states, just like they are there.
we're wtf about them, too.
and then, i guess we .... elect them to be our leaders? :|

:oops:
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Murmur

#7
August 26, 2011, 04:58:42 AM
Think I may have to puke... that poor dog.
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#8
August 26, 2011, 06:06:53 AM
I know.  :cry:

Those are some high-water ass pants he's wearing...are they capris?
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August 26, 2011, 08:56:40 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 03:02:42 AM
It's not everywhere in america.

Except maybe at the powderpuff games.  :p



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