The Cult of Doktor Howl, Scientist

[Doktor Howl]

Will there be cookies and punching?  I love me some cookies and punching people in the nads.

Yes.  And harassing people at the airport.

[Freeky]

Will there be cookies and punching?  I love me some cookies and punching people in the nads.

Yes.  And harassing people at the airport.

Woot! 

[Epimetheus]

 

Come out of your compound, Howl! We don't want to hurt you! We just want to talk!

[Doktor Howl]

Come out of your compound, Howl! We don't want to hurt you! We just want to talk!

It's mine and I can wash it as fast as I want to!

[P3nT4gR4m]

HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
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27 20

Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."

These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.

STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!

The unbeliever is trying to curse us using Jewdoo Gematria curses. Kill the zionist conspiracy. Kill it wiff fire!

[Suu]

Do we have a dress code?

[Doktor Howl]

Do we have a dress code?

Yes.

I wear a dress, everyone else goes nekkies.

[Adios]

Come out of your compound, Howl! We don't want to hurt you! We just want to talk!

You should study more before you ask for this. last time He came out Bad Things happened worldwide. They wrote about it in Revelations.

[BadBeast]

I ain't joining no crazy cult, full of crazy fools, like some crazy fool! Whut kind of fool does a crazy thing like that? You already have another bunch of crazys (Homeland security fools) harassing everyone at airports, they ain't gonna sit back an let some other bunch of 'harassment operatives' muscle in on their shit!

Kids, this can only end badly, This "Howl" creature is going to make Charlie Manson look like John the Baptist! If you are going to march on his road of bones, towards the Unholy Grail of  "Science", like the survivors of some Zomby Apocalypse, then at least wait for the Zomby Apocalypse to happen!
Howl will cheerfully bring about the End Times from the safety of his underground rubber lined bunker, while his minions will just be so much grist for the Soylent Green mill. It's still not clear what happened to TGRR, but my money is on Howl's nefarious guiding hand being instrumental in his demise!  
And what really happened to Curly? Someone obviously knows, but they're not telling. I urge you Kids, stay away from this grotesque and dangerous cult! Hamish may well be a fine man in many respects, but do you really want him planting his foul mutated seeds right up in your jelly bones?
I shall be keeping an eye on this nonsense, with my super secret squad of "Interventionist Commandos". We have the mind control lazers, the zeal of the righteous, and Tinfoil hats fior everyone! So think for yourselves, kiddos while you still can!

[Doktor Howl]

I ain't joining no crazy cult, full of crazy fools, like some crazy fool! Whut kind of fool does a crazy thing like that? You already have another bunch of crazys (Homeland security fools) harassing everyone at airports, they ain't gonna sit back an let some other bunch of 'harassment operatives' muscle in on their shit!

Kids, this can only end badly, This "Howl" creature is going to make Charlie Manson look like John the Baptist! If you are going to march on his road of bones, towards the Unholy Grail of  "Science", like the survivors of some Zomby Apocalypse, then at least wait for the Zomby Apocalypse to happen!
Howl will cheerfully bring about the End Times from the safety of his underground rubber lined bunker, while his minions will just be so much grist for the Soylent Green mill. It's still not clear what happened to TGRR, but my money is on Howl's nefarious guiding hand being instrumental in his demise!  
And what really happened to Curly? Someone obviously knows, but they're not telling. I urge you Kids, stay away from this grotesque and dangerous cult! Hamish may well be a fine man in many respects, but do you really want him planting his foul mutated seeds right up in your jelly bones?
I shall be keeping an eye on this nonsense, with my super secret squad of "Interventionist Commandos". We have the mind control lazers, the zeal of the righteous, and Tinfoil hats fior everyone! So think for yourselves, kiddos while you still can!

See, kids?  If you don't accept salvation today, you'll turn British.

[Cainad (dec.)]

HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
=
27 20

Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."

These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.

STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!

WE SHALL MEDITATE ON THIS, ON SECOND LEVEL!

Noooo! I will not to to second level! Unnnnnng...

[P3nT4gR4m]

I ain't joining no crazy cult, full of crazy fools, like some crazy fool! Whut kind of fool does a crazy thing like that? You already have another bunch of crazys (Homeland security fools) harassing everyone at airports, they ain't gonna sit back an let some other bunch of 'harassment operatives' muscle in on their shit!

Kids, this can only end badly, This "Howl" creature is going to make Charlie Manson look like John the Baptist! If you are going to march on his road of bones, towards the Unholy Grail of  "Science", like the survivors of some Zomby Apocalypse, then at least wait for the Zomby Apocalypse to happen!
Howl will cheerfully bring about the End Times from the safety of his underground rubber lined bunker, while his minions will just be so much grist for the Soylent Green mill. It's still not clear what happened to TGRR, but my money is on Howl's nefarious guiding hand being instrumental in his demise!  
And what really happened to Curly? Someone obviously knows, but they're not telling. I urge you Kids, stay away from this grotesque and dangerous cult! Hamish may well be a fine man in many respects, but do you really want him planting his foul mutated seeds right up in your jelly bones?
I shall be keeping an eye on this nonsense, with my super secret squad of "Interventionist Commandos". We have the mind control lazers, the zeal of the righteous, and Tinfoil hats fior everyone! So think for yourselves, kiddos while you still can!

Hah! Comes the liar and deceiver, just as Howl prophesied when he said "Beware the dodgy voltage regulator" Obviously talking about you and your ilk 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVERLOVING FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?

TOE THE LINE, MOTHERFUCKERS, TOE THE LINE!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The existence of doktor howl and tucson can neither be proven nor disproven. But its probably safer to at least pay lip service in case he does and sends you to phoenix for your sins.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Do I need to buy some special brand of sneakers for this?