The Cult of Doktor Howl, Scientist

[Doktor Howl]

You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.

Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'

White Lightening

IS NOT BOURBON.

55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED.  I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.

[Doktor Howl]

That...  um...

Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead?  That's all kinds of Holy...

Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. 

As far as I know, it's to keep it from molding. Is there another reason?

Because Madam Toussad was all like, WHAT NOW, YOU SWISS FUCKOS?  WHAT NOW!  BAM!

[Adios]

That...  um...

Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead?  That's all kinds of Holy...

Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. 

As far as I know, it's to keep it from molding. Is there another reason?

I have a great uncle who's 92 years old.  Oldest son of Polish immigrants, grew up dirt poor after his father passed when he was 9.  I don't think their family was much worse off when the Depression hit.  Anyway, he enlisted and served in WWII, first in Africa and then Europe.  They spent a fair amount of time in Italy.  Thats the setup for this story.

Last night when he came for supper I told him my new hobby was cheese making.  This triggered a memory for him, he said when he was in Italy the farmers would age their cheese in the manure pile,

[Luna]

That...  um...

Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead?  That's all kinds of Holy...

Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. 

As far as I know, it's to keep it from molding. Is there another reason?

I have a great uncle who's 92 years old.  Oldest son of Polish immigrants, grew up dirt poor after his father passed when he was 9.  I don't think their family was much worse off when the Depression hit.  Anyway, he enlisted and served in WWII, first in Africa and then Europe.  They spent a fair amount of time in Italy.  Thats the setup for this story.

Last night when he came for supper I told him my new hobby was cheese making.  This triggered a memory for him, he said when he was in Italy the farmers would age their cheese in the manure pile,

It's warm.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That...  um...

Can I just take a slug of Richter's Weapon X instead?  That's all kinds of Holy...

Do you eat cheese? Google why cheese was sealed in wax. 

As far as I know, it's to keep it from molding. Is there another reason?

I have a great uncle who's 92 years old.  Oldest son of Polish immigrants, grew up dirt poor after his father passed when he was 9.  I don't think their family was much worse off when the Depression hit.  Anyway, he enlisted and served in WWII, first in Africa and then Europe.  They spent a fair amount of time in Italy.  Thats the setup for this story.

Last night when he came for supper I told him my new hobby was cheese making.  This triggered a memory for him, he said when he was in Italy the farmers would age their cheese in the manure pile,

I've read that before: http://cheeseforum.org/forum/index.php?topic=2856.0

It certainly isn't inconceivable that the heat generated from a manure pile would be used in the cheesemaking process, but it's more likely to be used in the curdling process (placing the milk in covered crocks in the manure) than in the curing process, which calls for far cooler temperatures.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I find it hilarious that they use shit to cure cheese but then after wards the cheese keeps you from shitting.....

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.

Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'

White Lightening

IS NOT BOURBON.

55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED.  I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.

Careful.

I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.

Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'

White Lightening

IS NOT BOURBON.

55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED.  I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.

Careful.

I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.

That or sassafrass root....

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I find it hilarious that they use shit to cure cheese but then after wards the cheese keeps you from shitting.....

I don't believe they use shit to cure cheese.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I find it hilarious that they use shit to cure cheese but then after wards the cheese keeps you from shitting.....

I don't believe they use shit to cure cheese.

I was joking.... 

[Adios]

You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.

Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'

White Lightening

IS NOT BOURBON.

55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED.  I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.

Careful.

I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.

We call that 'food coloring'.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I find it hilarious that they use shit to cure cheese but then after wards the cheese keeps you from shitting.....

I don't believe they use shit to cure cheese.

jesus fucking christ.....

No, I mean I actually don't think it's done. Manure's way too hot to cure cheese in, about 140º. Cheese cures at cool temperatures, about 40º-60º. You could definitely use manure to heat a crock of milk to temperatures ideal for culture growth, but not to cure cheese.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I find it hilarious that they use shit to cure cheese but then after wards the cheese keeps you from shitting.....

I don't believe they use shit to cure cheese.

I was joking.... 

Oh, sorry.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.

Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'

White Lightening

IS NOT BOURBON.

55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED.  I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.

Careful.

I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.

We call that 'food coloring'.

Where I live, people consider tobacco spit good for minor cuts, the carpet and the houseplants.

[Jenne]

You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.

Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'

White Lightening

IS NOT BOURBON.

55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED.  I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.

Careful.

I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.

We call that 'food coloring'.

Where I live, people consider tobacco spit good for minor cuts, the carpet and the houseplants.

"put some 'tussin on it"?

For my husband's family, it was motherfucking green tea.  The put tea leaves, the actual tea made from the leaves--tea tea tea everywhere.

Also, Dok Howl, I demand to see the cleric in my area.  We need a ...cleansing...around here.