What the blazing fuck...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Their skulls could, theoretically, make great Martha Stewart style table doodads.

I'm thinking a matched pair of vases for their mother, myself.

Personally I'd kill the mother too. She made the fucking things, after all 

She may have birthed them, but she hasn't raised them, she filed for divorce over 15 years ago.  The kids would have been around eight and five.  Their dad has had 15 years to warp 'em.

So she abandoned them 15  years ago? Just filed for divorce and ran off? That sounds like pretty shitty parenting, actually.

[Doktor Howl]

Dear King Lear,

Come home.  All is forgiven.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I personally think it is a crying shame these kids did not win their case. 

A precedent like this would completely rewrite the idea of child support.

My children would have had a field day with a case if this had gone thru. 

[Adios]

I personally think it is a crying shame these kids did not win their case. 

A precedent like this would completely rewrite the idea of child support.

My children would have had a field day with a case if this had gone thru. 

What? This is one of the stupidest lawsuits I have ever heard of. It should have never even been allowed to be filed. This had nothing to do with child support, it had to do with pure greed and bad parenting on the part of the father.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I personally think it is a crying shame these kids did not win their case. 

A precedent like this would completely rewrite the idea of child support.

My children would have had a field day with a case if this had gone thru. 

What? This is one of the stupidest lawsuits I have ever heard of. It should have never even been allowed to be filed. This had nothing to do with child support, it had to do with pure greed and bad parenting on the part of the father.

Oh I understand that completely. 

It still doesn't change that if this had passed it would have set a precedent that could have helped children who actually need it.

I personally don't care one way or the other, I'm just saying it had potential no matter how fucked up it was.

[Doktor Howl]

I personally think it is a crying shame these kids did not win their case. 

A precedent like this would completely rewrite the idea of child support.

My children would have had a field day with a case if this had gone thru. 

What? This is one of the stupidest lawsuits I have ever heard of. It should have never even been allowed to be filed. This had nothing to do with child support, it had to do with pure greed and bad parenting on the part of the father.

Oh I understand that completely. 

It still doesn't change that if this had passed it would have set a precedent that could have helped children who actually need it.

I personally don't care one way or the other, I'm just saying it had potential no matter how fucked up it was.

Children already have the right to pursue child support, etc, when they turn 18, if they feel they have been under-represented.

What this case law would be is "I wanted a pony, and you didn't get me one.  See you in court, Dad."

[LMNO]

Dear King Lear,

Come home.  All is forgiven.

[Freeky]

That's Shakespeaer, right?   

[Doktor Howl]

That's Shakespeaer, right?   

No, it's Shakespeare.

[Juana]

Judges don't really give a fuck.

The thing is, judges are basically God, only with dementia.  As such, they are taken to flights of fancy and will easily go along with the most outrageous of claims and attempts to sue, so long at it amuses and pleases them.

As soon as it fails to do so, they can then throw a case out and go do something else, like make first year lawyers fight with knives to prove their case.

This is called Being An Integral Part Of Modern Democracy.

[Phox]

Their skulls could, theoretically, make great Martha Stewart style table doodads.

This made me think of...

[Luna]

Their skulls could, theoretically, make great Martha Stewart style table doodads.

This made me think of...

Borked image link, Phox.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Sometimes...


Sometimes I get this urge, you know? This hot bubbly feeling that starts off in the head and merges to the rest of the body. Pulse quickens, jaw sets, limbs flex. A deep and violent need to cull the herd, to drive out those unworthy to be part of the tribe. It makes me want to eat them.

Is this wrong?

honey that's just diarrhea.

[Phox]

Their skulls could, theoretically, make great Martha Stewart style table doodads.

This made me think of...

Borked image link, Phox.

Meep? works for me, but rehosted...

[Telarus]

  Oglaf comic.