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BREAKING NEWS: George W. Bush congratulates Obama on handling of Irene!

Started by AFK, August 30, 2011, 01:49:30 PM

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August 30, 2011, 01:49:30 PM
Officials say he sent the following message to Obama congratulating him on his handling of Irene:

"Heck of a job brownie!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Murmur

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August 31, 2011, 05:24:33 AM
Think I just died this time. It happens.
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