Taylor Swift set to digitially remaster entire Hank Williams collection.

[Adios]

I'd like to re-master the Taylor Swift discography with a wood-chipper. 

fixxored

BEAT ME TO IT!   

I'm a huge fan of his, but I think his music needs to be brought up to date.

That's what she gets for even trying to think.

You think they'll lay down some electric guitar, maybe have her put in as a backup singer, like KD Lang did with Roy Orbison?

No, in her mighty ego she will completely dump Hank and fuck it all up in her own special way all by herself.

[Doktor Howl]

I'd like to re-master the Taylor Swift discography with a wood-chipper. 

fixxored

BEAT ME TO IT!   

I'm a huge fan of his, but I think his music needs to be brought up to date.

That's what she gets for even trying to think.

You think they'll lay down some electric guitar, maybe have her put in as a backup singer, like KD Lang did with Roy Orbison?

No, in her mighty ego she will completely dump Hank and fuck it all up in her own special way all by herself.

Best part is, because she owns the rights, she can cover these songs at will.

THANKS A LOT, HANK JR!   

[Salty]

She...she WHAT?!

[Doktor Howl]

She...she WHAT?!

Hey, Hank's sell out kid needed the money.  He was sick of cameo-ing in Gretchen Wilson videos, I guess.

[Adios]

She...she WHAT?!

You and Bruce started this shit. The resulting kitten deaths are ON YOUR HEAD!

[Doktor Howl]

She...she WHAT?!

You and Bruce started this shit. The resulting kitten deaths are ON YOUR HEAD!

Him and who?

You mean Alty didn't know about this?   

[Salty]

No, I didn't! IT'S NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE. 

[Doktor Howl]

No, I didn't! IT'S NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE. 

But trolling the piss out of you on your own troll thread is.

[Adios]

She...she WHAT?!

You and Bruce started this shit. The resulting kitten deaths are ON YOUR HEAD!

Him and who?

You mean Alty didn't know about this?   

The youtube was Born in the USA 

[Salty]

 

[Adios]

No, I didn't! IT'S NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE. 

But trolling the piss out of you on your own troll thread is.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

If you ever get suicidal, all you have to do is walk into a redneck bar and lie and say "Hank sucks".

WE NEED TO HARNESS THIS.

I mean, we could put together A FUCKING ARMY of angry drunks, shit kickers, bikers and half wit truckers.

ATTN: REDNECKS: THEY ARE FUCKING UP HANK.

[Adios]

If you ever get suicidal, all you have to do is walk into a redneck bar and lie and say "Hank sucks".

WE NEED TO HARNESS THIS.

I mean, we could put together A FUCKING ARMY of angry drunks, shit kickers, bikers and half wit truckers.

ATTN: REDNECKS: THEY ARE FUCKING UP HANK.

Rednecks don't listen to Taylor, California Barbies do.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

My point exactly. They'd BEFOUL her.

[Luna]

No, I didn't! IT'S NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE.  

But trolling the piss out of you on your own troll thread is.

I love you guys.    That was epic.