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Jenne

#15
September 03, 2011, 12:24:19 AM
Uh...dare I ask...?

(though, what could be worse than mass-marketed Sexy Jane Doe in a Bodybag?  I ask yas!)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
September 03, 2011, 12:36:31 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 03, 2011, 12:24:19 AM
Uh...dare I ask...?

(though, what could be worse than mass-marketed Sexy Jane Doe in a Bodybag?  I ask yas!)

What is up with sexy Halloween costumes? I prefer mine to be totally unsexy (although the year I was Pan, I was accidentally pretty hawt). One of my favorites was the year I was a beet.
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Jenne

#17
September 03, 2011, 12:41:37 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 03, 2011, 12:36:31 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 03, 2011, 12:24:19 AM
Uh...dare I ask...?

(though, what could be worse than mass-marketed Sexy Jane Doe in a Bodybag?  I ask yas!)

What is up with sexy Halloween costumes? I prefer mine to be totally unsexy (although the year I was Pan, I was accidentally pretty hawt). One of my favorites was the year I was a beet.

The world has gone to pot, Nigel.  I have no idea who would find a sexy body bag attractive...and frankly, I don't WANNA know.

My level of sexy for Halloween is so-so.  Truth is, I just don't have the body for it anymore.  *shrug*  And I really dislike looking like a ho in the best of times.  I could be persuaded for Halloween, but really...some of the shit they have in that catalog I was looking at online was ricockulous.  

But I'm not one to wear potato sacks, either, so true story, if it doesn't make me look pathetic or fatty mcfatterson, I'm apt to try it out.

That and I'm perpetually a witch...for some odd reason.  Though I've BOUGHT few enough costumes in my life, in reality.  I usually MAKE them.  Or conjure them out of found objects.

AFK

#18
September 03, 2011, 12:43:18 AM
You may fire when ready. 
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Eater of Clowns

#19
September 03, 2011, 01:04:40 AM
SO IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
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#20
September 03, 2011, 01:11:29 AM
Posting, though I reserve the right to be a Sexy Suffragette (see something you like? Those are my wrists and ankles, bitch) or Pope Joan if I feel like it.
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Pæs

#21
September 03, 2011, 04:32:16 AM
HAVE AT IT, THEN.

Epimetheus

#22
September 03, 2011, 04:49:55 AM
Oh ho ho!
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#23
September 03, 2011, 05:01:28 AM
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Sir Squid Diddimus

#24
September 03, 2011, 05:13:43 AM
AM I TOO LATE!
I'M ALWAYS LATE!!

Hoser McRhizzy

#25
September 03, 2011, 05:57:49 AM
Posting ITT

1/2 worried what the penance for a lapsed discordian might be...  :lulz:
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Doktor Howl

#26
September 04, 2011, 05:04:07 AM
Quote from: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 09:23:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
...Your Halloween costume.

Oh my fucking shit.
* Dimocritus posts

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Doktor Howl

#27
September 04, 2011, 05:04:28 AM
Quote from: Alty on September 02, 2011, 09:35:10 PM
I don't remember the last time I did anything for halloween.
Gimmie!

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Doktor Howl

#28
September 04, 2011, 05:04:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on September 02, 2011, 09:46:03 PM
Why not? Should be a good time.  :lulz:

Jayne Mansfield.
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Doktor Howl

#29
September 04, 2011, 05:05:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 09:58:01 PM
*gibbering with glee*

Ohhhhh...

Um.

AHA!

RED SONJA!
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