Post ITT, and within 24 hours, I will assign you...

[Jenne]

Uh...dare I ask...?

(though, what could be worse than mass-marketed Sexy Jane Doe in a Bodybag?  I ask yas!)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Uh...dare I ask...?

(though, what could be worse than mass-marketed Sexy Jane Doe in a Bodybag?  I ask yas!)

What is up with sexy Halloween costumes? I prefer mine to be totally unsexy (although the year I was Pan, I was accidentally pretty hawt). One of my favorites was the year I was a beet.

[Jenne]

Uh...dare I ask...?

(though, what could be worse than mass-marketed Sexy Jane Doe in a Bodybag?  I ask yas!)

What is up with sexy Halloween costumes? I prefer mine to be totally unsexy (although the year I was Pan, I was accidentally pretty hawt). One of my favorites was the year I was a beet.

The world has gone to pot, Nigel.  I have no idea who would find a sexy body bag attractive...and frankly, I don't WANNA know.

My level of sexy for Halloween is so-so.  Truth is, I just don't have the body for it anymore.  *shrug*  And I really dislike looking like a ho in the best of times.  I could be persuaded for Halloween, but really...some of the shit they have in that catalog I was looking at online was ricockulous.  

But I'm not one to wear potato sacks, either, so true story, if it doesn't make me look pathetic or fatty mcfatterson, I'm apt to try it out.

That and I'm perpetually a witch...for some odd reason.  Though I've BOUGHT few enough costumes in my life, in reality.  I usually MAKE them.  Or conjure them out of found objects.

[AFK]

You may fire when ready. 

[Eater of Clowns]

SO IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

[leln]

Posting, though I reserve the right to be a Sexy Suffragette (see something you like? Those are my wrists and ankles, bitch) or Pope Joan if I feel like it.

[Pæs]

HAVE AT IT, THEN.

[Epimetheus]

Oh ho ho!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

AM I TOO LATE!
I'M ALWAYS LATE!!

[Hoser McRhizzy]

Posting ITT

1/2 worried what the penance for a lapsed discordian might be... 

[Doktor Howl]

...Your Halloween costume.

Oh my fucking shit.

* Dimocritus posts

George Washington.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't remember the last time I did anything for halloween.
Gimmie!

BRISTOL

FUCKING

PALIN

[Doktor Howl]

Why not? Should be a good time. 

Jayne Mansfield.

[Doktor Howl]

*gibbering with glee*

Ohhhhh...

Um.

AHA!

RED SONJA!