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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 05, 2011, 07:23:25 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

September 05, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#1
September 05, 2011, 07:35:31 PM
There's so many things wrong in this article I don't even know where to start. :vom:

Doktor Howl

#2
September 05, 2011, 07:55:27 PM
Molon Lube

Adios

#4
September 05, 2011, 07:56:27 PM
Jesus fucking christ.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
September 05, 2011, 08:30:04 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Adios

#6
September 05, 2011, 08:31:49 PM
She wants to get to one ton. I hope the fuck she falls over and suffocates in a fat roll.

Doktor Howl

#7
September 05, 2011, 08:33:27 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 05, 2011, 08:31:49 PM
She wants to get to one ton. I hope the fuck she falls over and suffocates in a fat roll.

The mental/psychological/moral aspect of this is even more revolting than the physical side of it.
Molon Lube

Suu

#8
September 05, 2011, 08:37:55 PM
I need every doktor here telling me WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE THINK THIS IS OKAY?!
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Doktor Howl

#9
September 05, 2011, 08:38:36 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2011, 08:37:55 PM
I need every doktor here telling me WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE THINK THIS IS OKAY?!

It accentuates her specialness.   :)
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
September 05, 2011, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 08:33:27 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 05, 2011, 08:31:49 PM
She wants to get to one ton. I hope the fuck she falls over and suffocates in a fat roll.

The mental/psychological/moral aspect of this is even more revolting than the physical side of it.

Yep.

We live in a country where many people's biggest problem is having access to too much food.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#11
September 05, 2011, 08:40:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 08:33:27 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 05, 2011, 08:31:49 PM
She wants to get to one ton. I hope the fuck she falls over and suffocates in a fat roll.

The mental/psychological/moral aspect of this is even more revolting than the physical side of it.

Yep.

We live in a country where many people's biggest problem is having access to too much food.

We have harnessed the gross product of the entire world.

Any other species did that, they'd go to the stars.

We just eat it.
Molon Lube

Adios

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September 05, 2011, 08:41:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 05, 2011, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2011, 08:33:27 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 05, 2011, 08:31:49 PM
She wants to get to one ton. I hope the fuck she falls over and suffocates in a fat roll.

The mental/psychological/moral aspect of this is even more revolting than the physical side of it.

Yep.

We live in a country where many people's biggest problem is having access to too much food.

They should pump it directly up her arse and speed things up.

P3nT4gR4m

#13
September 05, 2011, 08:49:45 PM
Who's to say that eating so much your fucking veins explode isn't the meaning of life? Anyone able to prove that shit conclusively? Maybe you die and St Peter is standing there, next to a weighbridge?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
September 05, 2011, 08:50:30 PM
We're basically the same thing as squirrels.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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