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Excuse me, that's against the law.

Started by Adios, September 06, 2011, 12:41:44 PM

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Phox

#30
September 06, 2011, 03:56:18 PM
In New York, use of the word "cocksucker" outside of the Bronx results in a fine.

Adios

#31
September 06, 2011, 03:58:08 PM
It is illegal in South Carolina to write DamnYankee as two words.

deadfong

#32
September 06, 2011, 04:02:48 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 03:58:08 PM
It is illegal in South Carolina to write DamnYankee as two words.

Whereas north of the Mason-Dixon line it is a misdemeanor to use the second person plural "y'all" in a sentence, unless one is impersonating a Southerner, which naturally requires a permit from the local county clerk's office and is only available on the second Tuesday of every month.

Adios

#33
September 06, 2011, 04:04:43 PM
In Colorado, when selling real estate, a house that is haunted is not considered a material defect and requires no disclosure.

(This one is true)

LMNO

#34
September 06, 2011, 04:10:08 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 06, 2011, 03:43:45 PM
In Denver, you are not allowed to quote the TV show Frasier at an officer of the law.



In Pasadena, CA, it is illegal to reference Frasier when using images from Perfect Strangers.

Adios

#35
September 06, 2011, 04:14:25 PM
In Alaska, it is illegal to shoot at Russia from your kitchen window.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#36
September 06, 2011, 04:32:09 PM
In Portland, it is illegal to use courthouse door handles to store herpes sore exudates.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Cain

#37
September 06, 2011, 04:34:19 PM
Within the confines of Suffolk County, making an employee of Goldman Sachs cry shall be punished with no less than 30 days of hard labour.

Adios

#38
September 06, 2011, 04:36:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 06, 2011, 04:34:19 PM
Within the confines of Suffolk County, making an employee of Goldman Sachs cry shall be punished with no less than 30 days of hard labour.


:lulz:

Doktor Howl

#39
September 06, 2011, 04:48:49 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 12:41:44 PM
Arizona
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

There's actually a reason for that.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#40
September 06, 2011, 04:49:29 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 12:41:44 PM
Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-

AMERICA, AMERICA....
Molon Lube

Adios

#41
September 06, 2011, 04:49:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 06, 2011, 04:48:49 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 12:41:44 PM
Arizona
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

There's actually a reason for that.

What would that reason be?

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#42
September 06, 2011, 05:01:29 PM
In the Pearl District, it is illegal to look like you smell like poop.
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Adios

#43
September 06, 2011, 05:10:33 PM
In Arizona it is illegal to use common sense with 100 feet of the state capitol.

Cramulus

#44
September 06, 2011, 05:13:09 PM
Quote from: Net on September 06, 2011, 05:01:29 PM
In the Pearl District, it is illegal to look like you smell like poop.

the loophole is that it's still legal to smell like poop looks
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