Excuse me, that's against the law.

[Phox]

In New York, use of the word "cocksucker" outside of the Bronx results in a fine.

[Adios]

It is illegal in South Carolina to write DamnYankee as two words.

[deadfong]

It is illegal in South Carolina to write DamnYankee as two words.

Whereas north of the Mason-Dixon line it is a misdemeanor to use the second person plural "y'all" in a sentence, unless one is impersonating a Southerner, which naturally requires a permit from the local county clerk's office and is only available on the second Tuesday of every month.

[Adios]

In Colorado, when selling real estate, a house that is haunted is not considered a material defect and requires no disclosure.

(This one is true)

[LMNO]

In Denver, you are not allowed to quote the TV show Frasier at an officer of the law.

In Pasadena, CA, it is illegal to reference Frasier when using images from Perfect Strangers.

[Adios]

In Alaska, it is illegal to shoot at Russia from your kitchen window.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

In Portland, it is illegal to use courthouse door handles to store herpes sore exudates.

[Cain]

Within the confines of Suffolk County, making an employee of Goldman Sachs cry shall be punished with no less than 30 days of hard labour.

[Adios]

Within the confines of Suffolk County, making an employee of Goldman Sachs cry shall be punished with no less than 30 days of hard labour.

[Doktor Howl]

Arizona
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

There's actually a reason for that.

[Doktor Howl]

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22323/99603-

AMERICA, AMERICA....

[Adios]

Arizona
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

There's actually a reason for that.

What would that reason be?

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

In the Pearl District, it is illegal to look like you smell like poop.

[Adios]

In Arizona it is illegal to use common sense with 100 feet of the state capitol.

[Cramulus]

In the Pearl District, it is illegal to look like you smell like poop.

the loophole is that it's still legal to smell like poop looks