Discordianism is one sentence!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.

Insufficiently American.

You would have to include fat, entitled, arrogant, self-righteous, and riddled with heart disease.

ETA:  Also, likely to attack Iran for reasons that don't make any more sense than the 2003 Iraq invasion made.

[Slurrealist]

Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.

Insufficiently American.

You would have to include fat, entitled, arrogant, self-righteous, and riddled with heart disease.

ETA:  Also, likely to attack Iran for reasons that don't make any more sense than the 2003 Iraq invasion made.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.

Insufficiently American.

You would have to include fat, entitled, arrogant, self-righteous, and riddled with heart disease.

ETA:  Also, likely to attack Iran for reasons that don't make any more sense than the 2003 Iraq invasion made.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.

Insufficiently American.

You would have to include fat, entitled, arrogant, self-righteous, and riddled with heart disease.

ETA:  Also, likely to attack Iran for reasons that don't make any more sense than the 2003 Iraq invasion made.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA.

OCEANA HAS NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH IRAQ.

OCEANA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH IRAN.

[Slurrealist]

Discordianism: a huge ever growing pulsating brain that rules from the centre of the Ultraworld.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.

Insufficiently American.

You would have to include fat, entitled, arrogant, self-righteous, and riddled with heart disease.

ETA:  Also, likely to attack Iran for reasons that don't make any more sense than the 2003 Iraq invasion made.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA.

OCEANA HAS NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH IRAQ.

OCEANA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH IRAN.

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.

Insufficiently American.

You would have to include fat, entitled, arrogant, self-righteous, and riddled with heart disease.

ETA:  Also, likely to attack Iran for reasons that don't make any more sense than the 2003 Iraq invasion made.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA.

OCEANA HAS NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH IRAQ.

OCEANA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH IRAN.

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.

This isn't actually funny.   

[BadBeast]

The Optimist looks at the glass, and says "It's half full". The Pessimist looks at the same glass, and says "It's half empty". The Discordian picks up the glass, drains it, then informs you it's your round.

[navkat]

Another round of onion fetishists. Great. Where'd I put that gas mask again?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Discordianism seeks out the convenient bits from  every faith to create a religion that is uniquely American -expensive, promiscuous, and entirely meaningless.

Insufficiently American.

You would have to include fat, entitled, arrogant, self-righteous, and riddled with heart disease.

ETA:  Also, likely to attack Iran for reasons that don't make any more sense than the 2003 Iraq invasion made.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA.

OCEANA HAS NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH IRAQ.

OCEANA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH IRAN.

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.

This isn't actually funny.   

Nope. It sure isn't!

[Cramulus]

The "About the Author" blurb in Zen Without Zen Masters describes the Discordian society like this:

The Discordian Society was a San Francisco-based dadaist, aesthetic-theological soceity whose stock in trade was esoteric satire.

[LMNO]

"That which is not Chaos, is Illusion.  Which is also Chaos."


Just sort of popped into my head this morning. 

[Oysters Rockefeller]

"That which is not Chaos, is Illusion.  Which is also Chaos."


Just sort of popped into my head this morning. 

Dig it.

[Triple Zero]

The Optimist looks at the glass, and says "It's half full". The Pessimist looks at the same glass, and says "It's half empty". The Discordian picks up the glass, drains it, then informs you it's your round.

The Optimist looks at the glass, and says "It's half full".

The Pessimist looks at the same glass, and says "It's half empty".

The Discordian grabs a barstool and smashes both their heads in, "Whoops! Wrong parable."

[Telarus]

The Optimist looks at the glass, and says "It's half full". The Pessimist looks at the same glass, and says "It's half empty". The Discordian picks up the glass, drains it, then informs you it's your round.

The Optimist looks at the glass, and says "It's half full".

The Pessimist looks at the same glass, and says "It's half empty".

The Discordian grabs a barstool and smashes both their heads in, "Whoops! Wrong parable."

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